#badassxqueue

[badassxbirdy]

@diviningtime sent: "Why the hell are you bleeding?"

Meme: blood sentence starters

“…I got hit in the face.” Well, that’s what she tried to say, but with the heavy nose bleed and her attempts to stem the flow, it sounded far more like ‘I go’ hib in ba face’. The big bundle of tissues that she was holding to her nose had unfortunately not been enough to keep the acrid smelling liquid from dripping onto her shirt. She really wasn’t having a good day.

[badassxbirdy]

@diviningtime sent: " believe it or not, kiddo, i'm doing this for your own good. "

Meme: Gruff and confused parent prompts

"I ain’t a kid. I’m a whole ass adult.” Sure, that was the part she took exception to. It definitely wasn’t because kiddo is what her father called her. She wasn’t that sensitive, of course not. She was grown up…

“Exactly which part of this is for my own good? ‘Cause so far this feels pretty fuckin’ shitty.”

[badassxbirdy]

@normallyxstranger Moved from here to give them their own thread. 🥰

Bullseye! Truth be told, Casey hadn't meant the holy water to hit Tyler right in the face. She'd aimed for her torso--or, well, she didn't aim at all. She just tossed the open bottle and SPLASH-- "Fuck yes!" she cheered, triumphantly pumping a fist into the air. "Fuck yes!" She had waited so long for this petty payback. "Ha!" She danced back on her heels, huge grin on her face. "Oops?" Laughter clung to her words as she playfully shook the remaining water at Tyler. "You know what you did." She gave another shake of the bottle. "At least it don't look like you pissed yourself."

“What the hell are you talkin’ about?!”

It took a moment for Tyler to catch up to what exactly Casey was getting payback for here. When she finally realised what was going on, she paused halfway through the motion of wiping her face with her sleeve, staring at her.

Oh. Ohhhhh. That.

“Seriously? That was an accident, you ass!” Tyler was not laughing. Definitely not. That noise was just spluttering, and she would be denying any and all evidence to the contrary.

“You know that this means war, right?”

[badassxbirdy]

@normallyxstranger sent: ❛ I’m lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ❜ - Jamie!

Meme: unhinged comedic relief

Well, if that wasn’t just one of the most relatable things she’d ever heard.

“Would it make you feel any better if I told you that you’re still hot anyways?”

[badassxbirdy]

@gentle-hearted sent: “   Did you just call me... small? ”

Meme: Unhinged sentence starters

“No!”

“…Okay, yeah, kinda, but it, uh, it came out wrong.”

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@astormymind sent: Maze has shown up unannounced browsing around Tyler's room and going through her stuff without a care in the world, waiting for her return. It takes a while before she eventually turns up. "I caught the bad guy. I got bored. Where have you been?"

She stays frozen in the doorway for a moment, staring at Maze and her absolute audacity. “What the hell are you doing?!”

At first glance, she isn’t sure if a single damn thing is still where she left it. Shit. Tyler darts across the hotel room, swiftly grabbing a notebook from under her pillow and clutching it protectively to her chest, glaring daggers at the woman. “You can’t just— What is wrong with you?!”

[badassxbirdy]

@razorfst sent: “drink this, it’ll help you relax.”

Meme: comfort starters

“I don’t need to relax. I’m fine.” She grumbled, but took the offered drink regardless. She didn’t yet drink it, instead eyeing the beverage as if it had just personally insulted her in some way. “...What is it?”

[badassxbirdy]

@razorfst sent: “That’s called stealing, you know.”

Meme: The Mummy (1999) // sentence starters

“Technically, I haven’t stolen anythin’ until I try to leave with it. Not that I was gonna. This is just… Lookin’ with my hands. That's totally different!"