The members dance in like Ellen. . Everyone loves Ellen! She’s the kind of complacent we can all get behind! Throw on some fun tunes and let the members file in one at a time, boogieing down to Dua Lipa’s latest. Give the people the show they deserve when you’re fighting against a black hole of Fox news propaganda! . Witnesses ride in on hoverboards. . What’s better than damning testimony? Damning testimony on a consistently recalled battery-operated dangerous segway without handles, that’s what! . Make Adam Schiff a DJ/hype man. . He’s already got that great location right in the middle of the room. All he’s missing is a giant set of headphones dangling lazily off of one ear. While the witnesses read out their opening statements he can add some excitement to the proceedings by playing Sandstorm. . #powpow #impeachment #badhearing #unpopularpresident #trumpalump https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Bq-KPgUi3/?igshid=esfibw8frslm
