#badly apparently

[cvntroversies]

how tf do i talk to people

[thievinghippo]

I really hate when video games make me feel stupid. Can someone who has gotten the ritual dagger tell me how the fuck I'm supposed to break through the Blight and get through the other side of the door? Because I have explored every inch and I cannot figure it out

The problem has been solved! I forgot that I have a ranged attack as a warrior. Phew!

[pointy-eared-breton]

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[thievinghippo]

GALE WE ARE NOT TOGETHER I HAVE NEVER FLIRTED WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU SAYING THESE THINGS WHEN I AM COVERED IN ICHOR

[corelliaxdreaming]

WAIT HOW DID I ACCIDENTALLY SKIP A WHOLE-ASS BOOK AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME

[nimata-beroya]

ugh! 😖😖😖😖 how I hate writing fighting scenes!! I'm SOOOOOOO bad at it 😭😭😭 It doesn't matter that I'm basically transcribing an episode. You know what's worse? that I can't keep putting writing this scene off any longer because this fic needs to be done by the end of the month and i can't just don't use it because it's when my story deviates from canon

[malomaximus]

I need to commission a picture of my guardian holding a sign like one of those pet-shaming pictures, and the sign says "Rode my sparrow directly into a pack of fanatics."

8l

[malomaximus]

Me: OK, I’m going to be careful this time. I’m not going to get any dye on my hands. I’m going to make sure my gloves are ready and I’m not going to stain my fingers again.

Me, ten minutes later: *puts my entire hand into a bucket of purple dye* 8l