MaloMaximus

Kemahri • PNW • They/He • I stg I know how old I am

[zesketches]

Part 12 Built With Love. Drawing hands is hard enough, drawing hands holding is like a brain teaser puzzle.

[charl0ttan]

is it normal to eef freef

[couchnapping]

in sbubby it's as good as eef freef

[vivtanner]

Happy Pride month - with all the love, freedom, acceptance, respect, kindness and safety 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Brought to you by Bambi 🌈

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[sweetmapple]

2 chairs in the bar now, rejoice

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[ghoulgoon]

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

[ghoulgoon]

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

[miss-bubles]

the more time passes the more foolish you feel for falling for a rickroll as well. Like darn I learnt about this prank 10+ years ago how did I just fall for it now,

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Plus, as far as memes go, turns out it’s still incredibly popular 

[doggendoodle]

Nooope. Nope, you can’t get me. I’m not clicking on that link and you can’t make me.

[themodernmaccabee]

I am a fool for clicking

[lyteupthelyfe]

it’s honestly so, so fascinating—here’s a graph I found that estimates how many people have been rickrolled in the past decade!

[mhalachai]

[trashyvolty]

"Eat the apple, Appleboy" has been permanently added to my vocabulary since finishing Esoteric Ebb

[animentality]

[slightly-sigilant]

in fl, there is an extremely cold place.

the only thing standing between you and the cold is a single stove.

to increase the heat output of the stove, you can weld lead plates covered in a burning eldritch language onto it.

if you stick enough eldritch words onto the stove, it gains sentience and runs away.

you can then hunt down and capture the stove, at which point you'll have to decide what to do with it.

one of the things you can do is fix it up so it's better-equipped to travel the world, and let it go.

doing this gives you a quality called "liberator of stoves".

this quality does absolutely nothing.

you can do this multiple times, and it will increase your "liberator of stoves" quality every time.

the quality will continue to do absolutely nothing.

so naturally, there are a number of players who have made it their personal mission to raise it as high as possible

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

yall cant hide those in the tags T-T

[grimm-the-tiger]

Every time a Fallen London post breaks containment someone inevitably mistakes it for being about Florida instead, and every single time it's glorious.

[malomaximus]

Theyre straight up just playing animal crossing music in the bagel shop????

[malomaximus]

Back in the bagel shop. They're playing Zelda lofi today. 🎧

[spicypolls]

Do you feel your owl arousal in a place that is not your genitals?

Yes, on my face.

Yes, on my neck or throat.

Yes, on my chest or boobs.

Yes, on my ribs or upper stomach.

Yes, on my lower stomach or lower back.

Yes, on multiple of these at once.

Yes, on multiple of these (they vary).

Unsure

No, only on my genitals and adjacent organs.

No, I don't feel arousal at all.

I don't have body parts. (See Results)

Remaining time: 22 hours 17 minutes

[ancientforgcd]

[viralfrog]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

ah yes, lasagna

[yharnamsnewslug]

He doesn't show her face. He tries not to laugh at a basic question so she's not embarrassed. Films his reaction, and is so kind. This is SUCH a good video.

[notchie]

I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling