#badly formatted

[fae-sodapop]

I decided to make my own big ridiculous poorly formatted headcannon / world explanation thing for myself that I want to share with the internet.

There's an overlap of a lot of generations & organizing a lot of the species, from the mess that is sea ponies to the little known jewel ponies :3

It's hard to sort all of these into categories due to the large amount of overlap, so I did my best with these three: Earth, flight, & gems.

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[apleasurableillusion]

This lawyer sent me back a “revised” version of an agreement I wrote and she completely rewrote it in ways that make no sense? And somehow turned it from a modern docx to a windows 98 doc?????

And I wouldn’t really care if she just said, hey this agreement doesn’t work for me because X, Y and Z but instead to just say she’s “amended it per the client’s wishes” when the client’s wishes are below in the email chain and don’t say anything like what you’re saying? Just tell me you’ve changed things and why

Honestly why the fuck did I waste my time writing an agreement if you were just going to use your own precedent. Insane behaviour on a non-contentious file

[fishyandclintbarton]

Answer all the horrible questions please! We love learning about you!

Oh lord......

I was really close to my Dad but my Mum? Not so much. We have a....complicated relationship

Probably @musette22 in an overly aggressive tumblr tag

Alot, but life is trial and error so...

Definitely

Single but sowing my oats 👀

Either absolutely spectacularly on a way that'll go down in the history books, or peacefully and not knowing anything about it.

Cinnamon Mentos

Netball, hockey, archery, swimming and showjumping

Yes

When inowned a pub so probs around....2007?

Yes

Try 72 hours. DO NOT RECOMMEND

Alot of people, mainly politicians

My Dad and Moose, every damn day

Not anymore 😔

Tired, stessed and a kittle bit sad

Yes

Absolutely PETRIFIED

Yes

A car park

Napping, writing, swimming

Eww, gross. NO MA'AM

Nope

I was shit at school. Now? I dunno tbh

Yes

Dick and chocolate

Yes

Yes, multiple times

Yes

These questions

No idea

Purple

Very deep rooted trust issues, yes

Me screaming at some workmen who were randomly in my flat

My Dad's ashes

Not any more

Neither

Is this a joke question?!

Like....9?

Yes

Pizza

Yes

Took my glasses off

No

I can be, yes

Like....9?

Define 'true'

SNOOOOWWWW

YEEEESSSSSS

Been there, done that, do not recommend

Yes

Cats, dogs and sleep

Yes

No

Nothing

Yes

My PT

The bff

Yes

Yes

[scprejects-blog-blog]

SCP-1449: The Jumpers

Item #: SCP - 1449

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1449 must be contained in a 1.5m x 1.5m airtight steel box coated with SCP-148. It is imperative that the box be kept suspended in mid-air by 5m long ropes on each of the box’s faces. This is vital if SCP-1449 is to be contained due to a high frequency it creates while moving.

There are to be at least 2 guards monitoring the room twenty four hours a day, 7 days a week. No one is to enter the room due to SCP-1449’s high level of aggressive behavior and unpredictability.

Retrieval: The small impish like creature was first discovered in [DATA EXPUNGED], Alabama (██-██-████) when several young children were mutilated from the neck up. The police never found any evidence of who the culprit of the crime was.

Several years later (██-██-████) a similar attack was reported in which another student of an elementary school was brutally killed through face mutilation. Evidence, however, for this crime was found. Within the recesses of the [REDACTED]’s bedroom was a journal which contained the entries of ████████’s experiences before death. ████████ reported seeing strange splotches of blackness out of the corners of ████████’s eyes for several weeks before the incident. It was even recorded that at night while ████████ was lying in bed, ████████ heard strange gasping noises seemingly coming from directly outside of the bed sheet covers.

The victim's last entry showed extreme paranoia and terror and for the safety of staff members, the journal's final entry has been highly classified to level 4 agents and higher. The creature was finally captured on ██-██-████ after twenty agents were sent to the region in which the creature had been reportedly seen. SCP-1149 killed three agents brutally before it could be captured in the same steel box it is held in today.

Description: SCP-1449 has larger pointy ears that spiral away from its head, which is its most distinct feature. It is about 2 feet tall (while standing at full height) and weighs a mere 30lbs. Its eyes are fairly large and have extremely dilated pupils surrounded by very intense green eyes. It stands hunched as it moves very swiftly as it seemingly can defy gravity and climb walls at a rapid pace. When enraged, SCP-1449 will begin to vibrate at an extremely high frequency in which it can “teleport” small distances. SCP-1449 makes no sounds as it moves, remarkably, and kills its victims with very large, sharp, and rounded claws on its hands. SCP- 1449 also requires no air to breathe, as discover by Dr.██████. For unknown reasons, SCP-1449 always lunges at the face of the victim and finishes them by mutilation of the face and eyes. Agent ██████ is the only living person who has survived SCP-1449’s attack to describe what signs the victim can observe before being attacked. This data is in the archives but is highly classified and is only viewable to class 4 agents or higher.