#badredd

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Badredd: I put together a timeline for our invasion of Redwall. I started by reasoning that anything I don't understand is easy. Phase one: break through the gate. Time: six minutes. Flinky: ...

[subtleshenanigans]

Since the Redwall fandom is more active, I would like to inform everyone that my cat, Redd, is named after Little Redd/Badredd from Loamhedge.

Why? Because we knew she’d be a big cat (huge paws), and I wanted to name her after a Redwall character. The idea of her namesake being a midget was hilarious to me, since she’s huge.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Badredd: Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures?

Flinky: An idea?

[subtleshenanigans]

I wonder how many people think my cat is named after the fox from Animal Crossing.

When she is, in fact, named after the midget fox from Loamhedge.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

“A full minute of stunned silence means ‘My God, what did you do?’, not 'Please continue’

Flinky, to Badredd

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Badredd: There’s three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Badredd way.

Flinky: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Badredd: Yeah, but faster!

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Badredd: Yes! Fortune smiles on us again!

Flinky: Again? It never smiled on us before.