#badumdumtss

[babidzsi]

Good night sweet prince

[liann]

Hope the joke doesn’t fall too flat

[bartscomics]

[ap-kinda-lit]

If Keith was apart of the Knights of the Round Table, would he be...

SIR Loves LANCE-A-LOT?

[giveyouloveyoudkillyourselffor]

Are you made out of Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Boren, Oxygen and Iodine? Cause, my God, you’re such a fuckboi!

[the-original-b]

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

[valerie-royeaux]

- What is a blue dot in a stand-up comedy stage?

- Aziz Asari

[mansionviews]

“The other side of the door” @taylorswift ✨