#bae puns

[land-of-cats-and-tiremes]

Me: *holds up a pocket book filled with prayers* me and the baeble

Friend: *holds up a spinning top* me and the baeblade

Me: *holds up a rock with barnacles on it* me and the baenacles

Friend: *pulls out lump of grey metal, which immediately begins burning her* me and the baerium

Me: *pulls out picture of Josh Groban* me and the baeritone s- wait Jori let's call an ambulance first goddammit

Friend: *pulls out an actual baritone saxophone with her now fleshless hand* me and the-

[spookkyfoxx]

You're not my bae, you're my whole ocean. #us4eva