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BAKED AVOCADOS #4

Here we have political logic at its finest, dismantle the institution that could hold you accountable so you can't be held accountable. It's the geopolitical equivalent of breaking the speedometer so you can't get a ticket for speeding.

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BAKED AVOCADOS #3

"A bitter yolk, served cold."

Yeah... this one’s not gonna win any laughs. No rockets, no yelling, no punchline pop — just the slow, hollow echo of democracy’s fire sale. Baked Avocados #3 isn’t here to zing or razz — it’s here to quietly mutter, “Well, that happened.” A few quiet panels, one backpacked bystander, and a truth too absurd to parody — yet here we are. This strip won’t make you laugh out loud — it might just make you stop. Which, frankly, is the most subversive thing a comic can do these days.

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And hey — if this one whisked up some truth or just laid there over easy, consider buying the ill-conceived matching sticker. Or something else, or nothing at all. It's sure to add some deep-fried groans, served cold, from everyone. Find it here.

Check out all the other baked avocados. Okay, there are only two others, but you can find them at #BakedAvocadosComic

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BAKED AVOCADOS #2

“Loyalty, Not Opinions.”

Dig this all you hepcats and true believers — Baked Avocados #2 just washed ashore. This one’s a mind-melt of power suits, word salad, and synchronized eyeball espionage. Maggie Megaphone and The Goldfather are here to deliver their patented blend of loyalty cult logic and deep-fried dystopia — served hot with a side of Orwellian tap dance. Don't ask questions (seriously, don’t — they hate that). Just soak it in, nod slowly, and garner the kind of wisdom you get from eating expired freedom fries. More panels are paddling in, so tune in, zone out, and let the madness mellow. The avocado has ripened — Let’s Guac!

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Psst! Hey you! Yeah, you! Did you miss Baked Avocados #1? Check it out here. Yeah, right now!

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BAKED AVOCADOS #1

"Big Rockets. Bigger Delusions"

Premiere Comic Strip

Behold, the first steaming serving of Baked Avocados. Conceived over a decade ago and marinated in procrastination ever since, this comic strip is the spiritual offspring of satire, insomnia, and low-grade existential dread. No, it didn’t take me 15 years to create it — I just enjoy the slow-cooked humiliation of letting good ideas age like suspicious leftovers. Strip #1 is here, and no, I’m not waiting for your approval. More are coming whether you like it, hate it, or pretend to get the joke. Follow the blog. Or don’t. I’ll be here either way, awkwardly gripping a half-functional graphics pen and staring into the void of my own deadlines. You're Welcome.

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