#baki shitpost

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Baki is a wild ride and I wouldn’t have it any other way! 🤣🧡

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The Arc Way

Jaune and Weiss would be lying back to back. Jaune was blushing and thinking about what he would do at that moment

Jaune(Mind): Okay, there's just you and her in the room and you're in the same room, my heart is beating fast and I think she noticed that…

He felt Weiss hug him from behind which would make him blush more and his heart beat faster.

Weiss(Mind): You are all mine~

Jaune took a deep breath and turned around, coming face to face with Weiss and he moved closer to kiss her until he looked up and saw his mother with a mischievous smile on her face, Weiss would notice Jaune's gaze and look back, startled by her mother She would scream, but at the moment Jaune was covering Weiss's mouth so she wouldn't scream.

Jaune: You know, mother, it's kind of disrespectful to see your son in bed with someone else in it.

Mama arc would hear what Jaune had said and would let out a light laugh and look at the two with the same malicious expression on her face as before.

Mama Arc: You're very funny, son, a girl sneaks into your room and comes up to you and you're terrified? this way I will never be a grandma.

Jaune: Ok mom, is that all you wanted to say or is there something else?

Mama Arc would let out another laugh but soon she would have a serious expression on her face and she would look at Jaune and Weiss.

Mama Arc: I know that glynda ozpin taught that to get strong you have to train. But they didn't show you the real training that can make you even stronger. Continue what you were going to do and continue until morning, afternoon and evening, Do it until your bodies can't take it, do it until after any meal, Do it until you feel sick and then do it again!

The two were shocked by what Mama Arc had said until she looked at Weiss who was in shock and after she caught Weiss's attention she would speak.

Mama Arc: blossom into the woman you are and put up with everything my son does to you and be insatiable to continue doing even more. Consider this the blessing good night.

Mama Arc would leave the room closing the door leaving both Jaune and Weiss blushing and confused but Weiss would look at Jaune and he would do the same looking at her.

Weiss: I promise to make your mother proud!

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My favorite episode of Baki is the one where Yujiro spends the whole day at the gym just taking mirror selfies of his voluptuous dump truck.

He’s HAD to have taken a picture like this at least once (more than once) in his life.

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Because the world doesn’t have enough yassified Yujiro in it.

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Son of Ogre be like

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Yujiro really said this btw

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Jack Hanma brainrot

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You seriously cannot get any more unemployed than this.