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Weddings are Fun
Ruby: "I never thought I'd see the day that you marry Jaune of all people."
Weiss: "Oh please. I'm just marrying him ironically, so I can call him slurs for poor people from the comfort of his own home."
Jaune, waving her over: "Weiss, we're taking a picture!"
Weiss, skipping over: "Coming Darling~!"
''My girlfriends are faunus''
Jaune: Dude i'm about to crack Yang! This shits gonna be siick!!!
Jaune was being dragged into the room by crocodile!yang, who then closed the door. Immediately afterward, screams and moans could be heard coming from the room, and after a few hours, Jaune emerged from the room covered in bite marks and with his clothes torn. Jaune: D-Dude t-that shit w-was siick!~ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jaune was reading comic books when Weiss approached him and nudged his arm to get his attention. He would look at Weiss and see the same blush as she held a small piece of paper.
Fox!Weiss: Jaune Arc, I came here to make you a business offer that you can't refuse! Jaune: Hmm what is it?
Fox!Weiss: If you promise to cuddle with me and the girl e-every night, I'll give you an u-unlimited t-tailjob coupon!!
Jaune listened to Weiss's proposal and would have accepted, but then he looked at her confused.
Jaune: Its a nice deal but...What is a tailjob?
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It would be 3 AM and Jaune would be sleeping peacefully until he felt something heavy on his chest. He would wake up and only see Blake staring at him and notice her holding a chocolate bar in her mouth.
Jaune: ...You were writing fanfiction until now and then you went to the vending machine and got a chocolate bar so I wouldn't yell at you for staying up so late...
Blake:...Yeah...
Jaune sighed and hugged Blake, then went back to sleep. Blake tried to pull away from the embrace but couldn't resist the comfort and ended up falling asleep with him in his arms.
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Ruby would be sitting on the bed cleaning Crescent Rose and imagining various cool scenarios of her destroying Grimms. She would have a silly smile on her face.
Wolf!Ruby: Hehehe I'm the toughest one on the team, hehe.
Jaune, who arrived in the room with a basket of clothes, overheard what Ruby had said and chuckled softly as he began putting the clothes in the closets. However, he approached Ruby and whispered in her ear, "Good girl~" The moment Ruby heard that, she blushed intensely and hid her face with her tail.
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Jaune: Weiss? Your bra strap is showing.
Weiss: *Flashes him* You could have just asked to see them.
Jaune:
Blake: So...
Jaune: So...
Blake: How's it been? Being with both Ruby and Weiss, I mean.
Jaune: They are challenging my mental fortitude and endangering my physical well-being.
Blake: Explain...
Jaune: You know those Vacuan Chillidogs?
Blake: Biggest sausage in a long bun on Remnant, yes.
Jaune: Ruby deep throated one, whilst maintaining direct eye-contact with me and without her teeth scraping either the bun or the sausage.
Blake: ...
Jaune: Yeah, I had that same blank, yet haunting, stare.
Blake: What... what did Weiss do?
Jaune: She combined Sword Swallowing with a Mistrali Salami.
Blake: That... that's a lot of sausage...
Jaune: My sanity is fraying, that's for sure.
Blake: Why's your body in danger? Aside from the obvious.
Jaune: Their sisters.
Blake: Yang and Winter? How?
Jaune: Yang sent me a video of her hand-loading Aura ripping shotgun shells.
Blake: Damn, those are really nasty. Expensive too!
Jaune: Tell me about it.
Blake: No need. What about Winter?
Jaune: She keeps sending me these strings of numbers. Every few minutes even. Here, see. *Shows Blake his Scroll*
Blake: Jaune... these are coordinates. Your coordinates. She's tracking your current location?! *Scroll pings* She sent an updated set just now!
Jaune: I know...
Blake: ...
Jaune: So yeah, kinda fearing for both my sanity and my body here.
Blake: May the Brother Gods grant you strength, endurance and willpower by the truckload.
Jaune: Hey Weiss. Im making some pancakes for Nora. Want some?
Weiss: No, thanks. I just ate.
Jaune: Really? What you ate?
Weiss: Just some coffee...
Jaune: *Glaring*
Weiss: J-jaune?
Jaune: Fridge. Now.
Weiss: I-im not that hungry. *Stomach growls* Oh...
Jaune: KITCHEN! *grabs her, and proceeds to make a full and healthy meal for her*
The White Knight (2010)
Eight-page comic below the cut.