#balkanize

[lofihipbot]

lofi hip hop beats to balkanize to

[alone-in-my-home]

We’re all just waiting for the states to fuckin Balkanize

[postersbykeith]

[zagrebist]

The art of swearing and cursing in Croatia

As in most of their neighboring countries, Croatians curse and swear a lot. They swear when they are angry, happy, depressed, drunk, exited or having sex; and some just swear as soon as their open their mouth. The most used word is definitely fuck in all its possibilities (jebem ti, jebo te, jebo vas, jebeš mi…), depending on who or what should fuck whom.  Most popular are family members, with the mother on the top place, followed by religious figures. They can get really bad and become quickly racist or sexist, so it is no wonder you use some of them only if you want to get beaten up. But nice Croats swear too, so there are many insults that are more funny or creative than actually insulting. That is why when Croats swear in front of children they try to avoid vulgarity, replace it with small thinks as mice or grain of dust and they let sometimes even the f-word out, but without adapting the rest of the sentence, so everybody knows there is still a fuck in it. The possibilities and combinations are unlimited and many people have their personal swearing style. One rule I could figure out is, as smaller the thing gets that you involve in your swearing, the more harmless the swearing is. Here are some of my favorite expressions and a try to translate them.  -  Jebem ti trunje („I fuck your grain of dust“) -  Jebem ti sunce kalejsano („I fuck your shiny sun“) -  Jebem ti miša („I fuck your mouse“) -  Jebem ti antikrista („I fuck your anti-christ“) -  Jebo te Tito („Tito fucks you“) -  Jebala te zvijezda („Should the star fuck you“; reference to the serbian soccer team Crvena Zvezda or to communism as general) -  Jebem ti sve po spisku (“I fuck everything yours down the list”; here you can add the number of how often you want to do this, 100 times is really angry) -  Jebem ti svetu paprika (“I fuck your holy paprika”) -  Jebem ti sve živo i mrtvo (“I fuck everything yours, alive and dead”) -  Jebem ti krv („I fuck your blood“) -  Jebo sliku svoju („Fuck your own picture“) -  Jebo te patak („A drake fucks you“ (the animal)) -  Jebo te led („Ice fucks you“) -  Jebem ti kruh („I fuck your bread“) -  Jebem ti krvavo jaje („I fuck your bloody egg“) -  Jebeš me u zdrav mozak („You are fucking me in my healthy brain“) -  Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani („I fuck the first row at your funeral“)

[englishlistwords]

Balkanize

verb

verb: Balkanise

divide (a region or body) into smaller mutually hostile states or groups. "ambitious neighbours would snatch pieces of territory, Balkanizing the country"

[ctrychristian]

World War III and Civil War in America Unfolding Before Our Very Eyes

World War III and Civil War in America Unfolding Before Our Very Eyes

3 December 2014: The stages are being set and the actors are being cast in their respective roles for two separate yet closely related plays opening in the global and domestic playhouses ofpandemonium. From within the United States, racial and socio-economic tensions are growing against the backdrop of the militarization of our police forces. Bullets, body bags, detention centers and depictions…

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[dub-sun-tea]

balkan,evil's gotta resign show your real strenght and shut'em all down