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[deelonfrances]

of course the only thing Dillon knows in Croatian is a swear word hahahha

[zagrebist]

The art of swearing and cursing in Croatia

As in most of their neighboring countries, Croatians curse and swear a lot. They swear when they are angry, happy, depressed, drunk, exited or having sex; and some just swear as soon as their open their mouth. The most used word is definitely fuck in all its possibilities (jebem ti, jebo te, jebo vas, jebeš mi…), depending on who or what should fuck whom.  Most popular are family members, with the mother on the top place, followed by religious figures. They can get really bad and become quickly racist or sexist, so it is no wonder you use some of them only if you want to get beaten up. But nice Croats swear too, so there are many insults that are more funny or creative than actually insulting. That is why when Croats swear in front of children they try to avoid vulgarity, replace it with small thinks as mice or grain of dust and they let sometimes even the f-word out, but without adapting the rest of the sentence, so everybody knows there is still a fuck in it. The possibilities and combinations are unlimited and many people have their personal swearing style. One rule I could figure out is, as smaller the thing gets that you involve in your swearing, the more harmless the swearing is. Here are some of my favorite expressions and a try to translate them.  -  Jebem ti trunje („I fuck your grain of dust“) -  Jebem ti sunce kalejsano („I fuck your shiny sun“) -  Jebem ti miša („I fuck your mouse“) -  Jebem ti antikrista („I fuck your anti-christ“) -  Jebo te Tito („Tito fucks you“) -  Jebala te zvijezda („Should the star fuck you“; reference to the serbian soccer team Crvena Zvezda or to communism as general) -  Jebem ti sve po spisku (“I fuck everything yours down the list”; here you can add the number of how often you want to do this, 100 times is really angry) -  Jebem ti svetu paprika (“I fuck your holy paprika”) -  Jebem ti sve živo i mrtvo (“I fuck everything yours, alive and dead”) -  Jebem ti krv („I fuck your blood“) -  Jebo sliku svoju („Fuck your own picture“) -  Jebo te patak („A drake fucks you“ (the animal)) -  Jebo te led („Ice fucks you“) -  Jebem ti kruh („I fuck your bread“) -  Jebem ti krvavo jaje („I fuck your bloody egg“) -  Jebeš me u zdrav mozak („You are fucking me in my healthy brain“) -  Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani („I fuck the first row at your funeral“)

[zagrebist]

The art of swearing and cursing in Croatia

Old school curses in Croatian:

- Dabogda te majka u čevapu prepoznala („Give God that your mother will recognize you in a meat sausage“)

- Dabogda ti djeca radili u ZET-u („Give God that your children will work at the ZET“ (public transportation in Zagreb))

- Dabogda te okupirali Nijemci pa oslobodili Rusi („Give God that the Germans will occupy you and the Russians free you“)

- Dabogda ti se dijete u kinder jajetu rodilo („Give God that your child will be born in a Kinder chocolate egg“)

- Dabogda ti se sve u dvorištu osušilo samo ne veš („Give God that everything in your garden will dry out, except your laundry“)

- Dabogda ti se kurac osušio („Give God that your dick will dry out“)

- Dabogda ti kurje oči progledale („Give God that your clavus will start seeing“) - Dabogda ti kuća se zapalila dok sereš („Give God that your house will catch fire while you are shitting“) Do you know some other funny curses?

Feel free to add more =)

[marininakuhinja]

Hotel Maldivi: Zmajevi fanovi napali Gastoza!

Hotel Maldivi: Zmajevi fanovi napali Gastoza!

Učesnik je uspeo grupu momaka da ubedi, da je sve igra i da nemaju razloga da ga toliko mrze.

Zmaj od Šipova i Gasttozz veliki rivali bili su tokom rijalitija Parovi, a nakon što Ilija nije mogao da se pomiri sa činjenicom, da je zauzeo treće mesto, njihova netrpeljivost nastavila se i u novom rijalitiju ‘Maldivi’.

Iako je Gasttozz tokom učešća u ‘Maldivima’, pokušao da ima ‘normala’n odnos sa…

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[marininakuhinja]

Parovi: Zmajeve katastrofalne pretnje, psovke i kletve Gastozzu (Video)

Parovi: Zmajeve katastrofalne pretnje, psovke i kletve Gastozzu (Video)

Da, probudio je Gastozz Zmaja od Šipova u neko doba noći dok su svi drugi ukućani bili budni onako bez veze, čisto da se zezaju. Ali to Zmaj Ilija Grahovac nije shvatio kao šalu niti verujemo da će ikad shvatiti kao takvu.

Gastozz je pokušavao u nekoliko navrata da mu objasni da je to sve šou i da ne treba da shvati sve ozbiljno. Ali Zmaj ne želi to da prihvati kao šalu. Kletve i pretnje koje su…

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Nocas u 02:35,slucajno snimljeno :D Ludaci nekiiiiiiiii haooos 

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