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I'm just laughing because, at first, Edward wanted that glitter to be flamboyant and stuff. But then, I realized, he'll turn into Edward the glittery vampire fairy. THE FOUR OF US ARE HORRIFIED NOW.

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Random AU Ideas Part 1

AU where Edward Nigma has to go into hiding, moves to California and calls himself Sheldon Cooper

AU where everything is the same except Jervis Tetch dresses up as Willy Wonka instead of Mad Hatter

AU where Jonathan Crane is openly homosexual and creeping on the Riddler

AU where everything is the same except Bruce Wayne is afraid of rabbits and is known as the Rabbitman

AU where everything is the same except the Batchildren are older than Bruce Wayne

AU where Edward Nigma has to go into hiding, moves to Manhattan and calls himself Barney Stinson

AU where Edward Nigma has to go into hiding but cannot stay away from the life of crime and becomes Doctor Horrible

AU where Jonathan Crane and Becky Albright end up as a villain couple

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No, Riddler. We will not make a reality show revolving around you. No.

Jonathan, probably at one point, and me

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Tell me the truth.

Do you want me?

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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer with Neil Patrick Harris | Qstudios611

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NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS RIDDLER FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR!

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Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In fact, others seem to be bothering you, but it is not others, it is your own mind.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

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Edward "I'll be a great dad because my dad was horrible and I'll do the opposite of him" Nashton

The Riddler in his mind at one point probably