Nico had a problem and that problem took the form of a YouTuber that had enraptured his boyfriend.
Doctor Mike. The bane of his existence. He watches from Wills bed as the boy himself sits with his legs propped up on his desk chair; headphones on and a stupid awe filled look plastered on his face as he watches the doctor on his screen. From what Nico sees, the topic of which he was discussing in his video seemed gross. He saw cysts and clips of surgeries that made him squeamish; he could barely handle the doctor pimple popper videos Will seemed to love.
Right now he would take a million clips of blackhead being squeezed out and weird lump removals if it meant that annoyingly attractive doctor was ridden from the monster proof computer the Hephaestus kids kindly made for each cabin. If only he could go back in time and stop them from making their invention.
“hm,” he replied, his head moving towards his direction but his eyes never leaving the screen.
“Will!” he throws the green Super Wars, or whatever it’s called, teddy laying on the bed at the boy.
“Hey!” Will takes off his headphones and pauses the video, “what did yoda ever do to you?”
“that’s your fifth video.” He glares.
“Awh baby I’m sorry,” he puts his headphones on his desk and walks over, “I didn’t even realise I was ignoring you.”
“yeah you were too busy with Mike,” Nico pouts while crossing his arms. A grin slowly spreads across the blondes face.
“sunshine are you jealous of my YouTuber?” He teases as he brushes his hand through the brunettes bangs
“No,” Nico bumbles out, pushing away his hand. Will can’t help but jump onto the bed towards his pink eared boyfriend. Nico swats away from his playful tugs and fighting until he’s final pinned against the bed.
“admit it Neeks you’re jealous.” He grins.
“I don’t get jealous William.” He says as he turns his face to the side, his pout still prevalent.
“yeah what about that time when I said Paolo-“
“Shut up,” Will let’s go of him and sits, allowing his boyfriend to bury his head into his shoulder. He lets out a huff of laughter at his boyfriends adorable antics before putting his arms around him and manoeuvring them both until he is cuddling Nico from behind.
“Y’know,” Will whispers into the brunettes ear after a moment of silence, “you’re cute when you’re jealous.” He smirks as he watches the red creep onto his boyfriends face.
”you’re mean.” Nico grumbles softly as he wiggles in his grip, “acting like you don’t get jealous either.”
“No you see when I say I’m don’t get jealous I actually mean it unlike someone.” He says pointedly.
“oh really?” Nico mischievously looks up at him.
“Y’know Travis is looking good lately, really handsome,” Will holds in his laughter as he realised what his boyfriend was trying to do.
“and Jason’s definitely been working out lately, weeyoo” he exaggeratedly exclaims as Will just hm’s and aggressively shakes his head in agreement.
“but of course none of them have anything on the attractive levels of Percy.”
“oh of course,” he joins in, “Percy is super hot. His abs are sure looking delicious lately and his biceps? Out of this world. He’s literally a Greek God; no pun intended. Him and Annabeth are like the hottest couple to ever exist. If I had both of them in a room at the same time-“
“yeah why don’t you go find them and make love with them!!” Nico glares and pushes him away
“see!” Will exclaims “you’re even getting jealous while trying to make me jealous, give up Neeks.”
“that’s unfair! You kept talking about Percy and even included Annabeth when she wasn’t even brought up!”
“Well come on it’s Percy and Annabeth-hey!” Nico pushes him down on the bed. “I’m just trying to get a rise out of you baby,” Will nervously says.
“Y’know what I think,” Nico smirks down at his boyfriend who hesitantly nods, “I think Percy and Annabeth have nothing on Apollo.”
“what.” Will blankly looks up at him.
“yeah you heard me; I think lord Apollo, your dad, is the hottest god- no being on this planet.”
“Gods, what i’d do if he was here right now-“
“Did you know he was my gay awakening?”
“shut up shut up shut up!!” Will switches their positions, leaving Nico once again pinned on his back. “Take that back!”
“ha! Look at you, you’re jealous!”
“that’s not jealousy! That’s my dad-gross!!” His face twists in disgust as Nicos laughs die now.
“I’m sorry la mia luce,” he says gently as he brings his hands up to softly lay on his shoulders. His fingers curl though the ends of the blondes locks as he looks up at him with doe eyes Will knows he could never be mad at. “You know I think you’re the most beautiful thing to bring light to this world.”
Will lowers himself until he’s resting against Nicos chest, the rest of himself spread out on the bed and the smaller boy underneath him until their limbs starts to tangle.
“no more talking about other people- especially my dad.”
“yes of course bellissimo,” he agrees before innocently muttering under his breath,” and no more Doctor Mike.”
Will laughs before kissing the side of his lips, “for you sunshine, no more Doctor Mike.”
Nico stops him before he rests himself back on his chest. His hands cupping his face, his thumb soothingly tracing circles on his cheeks before softly pressing his lips against the others. Will loved how Nico acted like every kiss was their first, as if he was still shy to touch him. He kissed him back, ensuring him that he doesn’t have to be shy with him and he doesn’t have to be jealous of anyone else either. Will was here and he wasn’t planning on leaving for another anytime soon.
They laid together, holding eachother and breathing in the comfort.
“Was my dad really your gay awakening?”
*note!* if you realised Nico has the romantic vocab of an 80 year old- welcome to my headcanon that Nico is an old school lover boy and Will “raised in a summer camp and probably had the sex talk from a horse” solace has a dirty mind and mouth.
