#bananamask

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Frog: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, “Look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.”

Banana: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees...

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Rhino, to the Super Nine: While I'm gone, Banana, you're in charge, as the oldest.

Banana: Yes!

Rhino, whispering: Night Angel, you're secretly in charge.

Night Angel: Duh.

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Banana: Why do other countries sometimes rip off our costumes? Taco: Wait... that wasn’t you?

Banana, looking over his shoulder at Lithuania’s Banana: You think I look like him?

Taco, pointing at Mexico’s Banana: No, I meant them.

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Rhino: You all think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!

Astro:

Turtle:

Kangaroo:

Night Angel:

Kitty:

Frog:

Banana:

White Tiger:

Rhino: Okay fine, it’s like crack to me. 

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Rhino: Why did you put wooden shoes in the toilet?

Banana: Why do you THINK I did it?

Rhino: I don’t know, but it’s clogged! I - Aw, c’mon...

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Rhino: You declared yourself dead three years ago as a tax dodge???

Banana: Tax dodge nothing! Take a nap in a ditch one time and they start declaring you this and that.

[photolover82]

The Masked Singer Season 3 Episode 12: The Last Four of the Elite Eight (Face-offs Part 2 Commentary & Guesses)

Hi my fellow Masked Singer fans! It’s that time of the week, time for Ana’s Masked Singer Recap. After a week off because of that weird sing a long episode that I don’t know what to think tbh, we are back with the second & last part of the Face-Offs. The format is just like the first part of this round (link here: https://photolover82.tumblr.com/post/614974157920337920/the-masked-singer-season-3-episode-11-the-first) btw. So, having said that, let’s get started!  (Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead, proceed with caution.. don’t say I didn’t warn you)

Ok, so the first pair of the night is the Frog vs. Kitty 

First up was Frog, performing Fireball by Pitbull. 

Ok, so honestly, this was an upsetting performance to talk about because it just felt super repetitive to everything he has done so far. I am just really hoping for a change of pace from him because all he does is rap and do some dance moves. Also picking up Pitbull song was a terrible idea for his voice because it seemed like he was out of breath trying to keep up with Pitbull's distinct speed of rapping & also some of the Spanish elements of the song because he doesn’t know Spanish. So, I am really hoping that moving forward he will switch it up because it’s getting boring at this point. 

Next came his rival/girlfriend? (idk there is this romantic storyline between them which is weird if they are who I think they are), the Kitty, performing True Colors by Cyndi Lauper. 

Alright, I enjoyed her performance a lot more than the Frog, but I can still give her the same critique. She’s been only doing ballads, which are great because of her voice and it goes with her, but I also want to see her do something more fun or upbeat maybe with choreography. 

So, having said that, the winner/the person moving on to the top 6 is to my dismay.... FROG!! Yeah, let’s just say not happy with this result. 

So, for the next/last pairing of both the night & round, we have Banana vs. Rhino! 

First up was the Banana, performing "Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door” by Bob Dylan. 

Ok, ya I guess it was a good performance, but it shows that he isn’t the most vocally strong of the contestants. However, he is talented, it was really cool that he played the piano in the beginning and he freaking kicked the stool for God’s sakes. I gotta give him props, but it still didn’t knock my socks off or anything. 

Last was the Rhino, who sang 10,000 Hours by Dan & Shay and Justin Bieber. 

Again, I have the same critique for Rhino as for Banana. It was great and the song suited his voice just as it did for Banana, but it wasn’t amazing nor wowing at all. There was no wow factor to the performance. However, it was pretty good and I enjoyed it better than Banana’s performance. 

Anyways, I kind of figured this would happen.... the winner of this duel was RHINO!! 

Alright, so that means we are onto the smackdown of the Kitty vs. Banana.. which went like this:

Kitty went first, with Unstoppable by SIA. 

I really enjoyed this more than her actual performance (I would say it was the best of the night since the other performances didn’t blow me away.). You can really tell that she is so vocally talented and has an insane range in her voice. 

Then came Banana who did Brick House by The Commodores. 

It was good ngl, but it didn’t beat out the Kitty at all. I feel like she really beat him in the vocal department and he didn’t do anything dance wise or performance wise that was more entertaining than hers for him to stay. 

Having said that, I think you can guess that the person unmasked was...

BANANA

who was revealed to be (as I figured out for a while)...

BRET MICHEALS 

Yeah as you guys probably saw from my previous posts, I figured this one out but here’s an explanation of the latest suitcase clues: 

X-ray of a cat= CAT Scan= brain hemorrhage from an injury at the Tony’s 

Bug Spray= reference to his band Poison

Tags (Backstage Crew & Tongue sticking out) = his time in the rock & roll industry 

Nashville Sheriff Badge= he was a judge on talent show Nashville Star

Now that we are done with that, let’s talk about my guesses (none have changed) and how the new clues confirm them:

1. For Frog, my guess is Bow Wow (duh) 

Suitcase Clues:

Japanese Flag= Bow Wow is also the name of an influential Japanese rock band

Keyboard with L & I blacked out= reference to his old nickname “Lil” Bow Wow

Ice Cube Tray= worked with Ice Cube in a movie called Lottery Ticket

“Thank God it’s Frogday” tag= R&B Friday radio show he hosts in Australia 

2. For Kitty, my guess is Jackie Evancho (took me a while to get it but I am certain I finally got it) 

Suitcase Clues:

Pope’s Hat= played for pope September 2015

Mouse= worked for Disney, house of Mouse if you will (i.e. covered many Disney songs, appeared on Wizards of Waverly Place) 

Angel Ornament= song called Concrete Angel 

3. For Rhino, my guess is Barry Zito. (I’m convinced y’all) 

Suitcase Clues:

Rhino Secrets= album called No Secrets

Tennessee flag= played for Nashville Sounds (at end of baseball career) 

Seal= he played for the Giants whose mascot is a seal

Base Clef= reference to his baseball career

Alright, that”s it! I will see you guys for the next one. Bye! 

[midnightmanagement]

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