#kangaroomask

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Kangaroo: I think we’re ALL Disney’s first openly gay character.

Turtle, holding a water gun: I’m not Disney’s anything!

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I’m just gonna go and be sad about this brb -

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Kangaroo: I scratched off the lottery ticket and I won 50000 dollars!

Turtle: Woah!

Llama: That’s amazing!

Robot: Better luck next time.

Kanga:

Turtle:

Llama:

Robot: Oh, sorry. From context, I see that is actually a large sum of money.

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Turtle, looking at the stage on fire: What do we do?!?

Kangaroo, handing him a fire extinguisher: Use this!

Turtle, tossing it at the fire:

Turtle: It’s not working!

Kangaroo:

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White Tiger: I have an idea!

Kangaroo: Is it a good idea?

White Tiger: It’s an idea, yes.

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Kangaroo: Anybody else get really happy when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Fox: Can’t relate.

Turtle: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Kangaroo: Have you heard from Turtle recently?

Miss Monster: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Llama and White Tiger.

Kanga: Those two sentences don’t go together.

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Rhino: You all think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!

Astro:

Turtle:

Kangaroo:

Night Angel:

Kitty:

Frog:

Banana:

White Tiger:

Rhino: Okay fine, it’s like crack to me.