#bandshitposts

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Credit to @/euphieslife on IG!

I love looking at their content while sitting in bed contemplating the true meaning of life. uwu

~Siri

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Jazz Band Shenanigans

Friend, on third part: hey, can i read off of fourth real quick?

Me: oh yeah! sure why not. :)

-10 minutes later-

BD: alright, let’s put this chart away and try—

Other fourth part player, to friend: so how was it being bottom?

Friend: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it was really fun.

Me: ohgoodlordpleaseno.

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Band Director Shenanigans #5

BD: alright guys, we’re gonna go 20 clicks faster... so at 120 BPM. You guys ready?

Tenor Sax: the real question is are YOU ready?

BD: ...no.

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Band Director Shenanigans #6

Flute Player, to BD: okokok im gonna “toss it up” and you’re gonna get it okay?

BD: uhhh,,, okay??

FP: *tosses it up*

BD: *slowly motions arms/hands to ‘hit the whoa’*

Everyone: * S C R E A M S *

~Siri

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Band Shenanigans #7

Section Leader, in Wind Ensemble: *pretending to punch his music stand w new march on it while BD is nitpicking on the flute’s sixteenth note runs*

Everyone: *silent*

*random clang*

Everyone: ?

BD: ?

SL: 🤭

Everyone: *looks at him*

SL: *slowly bends out of chair to pick up a BACH RENTAL FROM SCHOOL trumpet off ground*

~Siri

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Jazz Schenanigans #2

BD: alright guys, we have to show the audience w this piece that WE’RE in charge. gotta be bold.. what’s a good example of this..?

Me, w/o hesitation: MOTO MOTO.

BD: excuse me, wHAT?

Everyone: *dies laughing*

(this is literally my senior legacy i’d like to think. i’m the reason why he knows about the moto moto meme now)

~Siri

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Honestly, me. ~Siri

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When the band director plays you the demo of your new concert set and you get hyped. I envy all people who can do this dance perfectly. 😂 Credit to Roy Purdy!