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#fauns #speculative biology #my art #worldbuilding #original species #🚧❌escapees and ferals❌🚧#bantam patchpelts #another showcase of how cigs influence siren intelegence #by learning how to light one up with mama they learn how to light fires safetly (because burning a building down makes ppl not like them)#meaning they need to stick around longer and that means they learn more noises #siren enthusiasts use these fire lighting methods to guess which cluster a siren is from. different groups have different ways of doing it #which means they develop some primitive form of culture that they otherwise wouldn't develop if they used xzyns or elf bars #plus in the UK/west EU where ecigs are really really common and you have people willing to interact with wildlife more than most places #to the point where its not uncommon for people to want to raise them themselves with zero experience if they come across an orphaned litter #sirens are overall very detached from one another and end up with a tonne of social and phycological problems #so despite they many negatives cigarettes cause they are an overall net positive for sirens #i kinda wanna add the shitpost tag but i dont think this is a shitpost #animal behavior

scailaingraif o na lar 2020'di; de bharr dathanna a cota, a cumas chun caint, agus an ard-spreagadh ata ag teastail acu, uaireanta ta truptin dathuil usaidte mar aisteoirí ar fisean o stiúideo beaga leis an cuspor chun iad a deanamh mearscaipthe, go hairithe le lucht féachana og. bhi an fisean thar suntasach mar bhi se curthe ar utub ribh an cas dli ulmhoir, ach fos thog se dha mhi chun buail copaiceart o DerCo IWP a beith curthe ar, i gcompairaid leis na beagan uair a fuair fisean eile le fanas ann ag an am.

a screenshot from the mid 2020's; because of their bright colors, ability to speak, and their high need for mental stimulation, sirens are sometimes used as actors by smaller online studios looking for their videos to go viral, especially with a younger audience. the video pictured above is significant because despite being posted before the great lawsuit, it took a whole two months for youtube to take it down, an insane amount of time compared to the few hours other videos of fauns would get on the platform.

#fauns #speculative biology #worldbuilding #my art #original species #unreality #shitpost #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus pomni #the thought of this made me laugh so hard i started crying so i had to drop everthing and curse you all with it too #italian brainrot #bantam patchpelts #sirens #the reason anklebiters arent used in these cases is because they have a higher prey drive and are also crazy expensive #sirens are just kinda everywhere #plus young kids are taught a bit about them and are rightfully terrified so that makes them just wanna see them more #pomni tadc

is e siogeas (no dB7+ mar a glaotar sa catalog fion) difriocht crómasómach a fectear sa chuid is mo fanas truptin dathuil. na rudai is cailuil a deanann an michuma seo na deanan se iad nios neamheaglach agus carduil le animhi eile, agus thugtear adharc nios "gleoite" dobh le suile nios mo, corp nios lu, agus nios mo mattan san aghaidh chun leiru no caint.

bantamism (or dB7+ as it's written as in fion catalogues) is a condition that's seen in most sirens caused by a partially deleted 7th chromosome. the most noticeable things this condition does is making them less scared of interacting with other animals, along with making them look "cuter" with larger eyes, smaller bodies, and more muscles in their face to speak and emote better.

feictear siogeas don chead uair i line de cu crubach sasanach, agus bhi an toir ar i fanas usaidte mar peatai no mar aistethoir. de gnath deantear comhalacht geiniteach a portear cu crubach obair no an IUFBA scanadh ar aon fanas a bhuil chun poru mar bhionn fabhanna slaintechas ag na fanas seo, no is comhartha e gur bhuil fola truptin acu.

bantamism was seen for the first time in a few brummy anklebiter lines, and quickly became a popular trait in pet or acting anklebiter lines. most genetics companies that specialize in working line anklebiters and the IUFBA test fauns that are going to be used for breeding for bantamisn, as this condition also causes several health issues, as will as being evidence that the faun is related to a siren.

#fauns #speculative biology #worldbuilding #my art #original species #unreality #bantam patchpelts #sirens #anklebiters #faun diseases #basically this is the faun equivalent to williams disease in humans #its also one of the few faun chromosomal malformations thats not fatal #i have a few more planned and they are .rough.#anyway when i said i was done with the anklebiter bullshit its not that i lied its that i failed #but anyway i have two new non-faun entities posts in the works so thats fun #one of which ive been meaning to get to for over a year at this point lol #also making some replies to asks which will take a bit

Xo0 genetics

le ce co cotionta a raibh fanas mar aistathoir le haigh stiúideo beaga, bhi maragadh le haigh fanas a raibh ceansaithe, easca chun oiliúint, agus nios sabhailta chun obair le i gcomparaid le truptin fian.

with how popular tamed sirens were becoming as actors in small online studios. there was an a growing market for working fauns that were tame, easy to train, and safer to work with compared to feral sirens.

chun an maragadh seo a gabh, timpeall 2025 crothitear an comhalacht mean TheSoul publishing comhalacht géineolaíocht ainmhithe ina tir conaithe sa Chipir darbh ainm Xo0 genetics. go poibli. bhi an comhalacht ach ag storail gaiméit o madri, eallach, agus anmhithe fian chun peatai neamhghnách, ach bhi an comhalacht ag usaid an airgead o na dhiol seo chun truptin a por chun fógair ar a comhbealach ar mean socialta.

to take advantage of this market, around 2025 the social media publishing company TheSoul group (known for their most famous property 5minute crafts) created an animal genetics company named Xo0 genetics. the public front for the company was selling gametes from dogs, cattle, horses, and wild animals for the purposes of breeding exotic pets, however the real goal of the company was to breed and train sirens for acting to sell to small social media studios, which they would advertise on the company's social media platforms.

ar deradh rinnedh an stil fogra seo iad nios saibhir o gach seighas duine a chonaic na fisean seo, mar nuair a feic gnathdaoine fisean le truptin ar nos peata le haigh soicind no go, beith crosta no scanrath orthu agus deanfadh siad abart faoi, agus ansin scapfath an fisean go dti a cairde. leis an airgead agus cail o na fogra seo bhi siad ablta truptin a oil agus por le haigh nios mo maragadh.

their advertising strategy ended up making them a lot of money regardless if they sold a faun or not, as when viewers would be caught off guard by suddenly seeing a siren being treated like a pet with zero context or explanation, they would leave a shocked or angry comment and send the video to their friends, pushing it more in the algorithm. this extra money and attention made them more popular in the unlicenced working faun breeding community.

o caidreamh a bhi ag na daoine i gceannas ar an mathircomhalacht, thosigh Xo0 genetics ag storail gaiméit o cu crubach on Rúis, agus d'oscail maragadh nua don comhalacht. thosigh Xo0 genetics ag por a line truptin aistathoir le cu crubach obair chun fanas le haigh aon seighas obair a por, agus thosigh siad ag treinail a fanas iad fein chun fanas reidh le haigh obair a deanamh le dhiol.

from connections people in upper management of the parent company, Xo0 genetics began storing gametes for anklebiters from Russia, opening a new market for them. Xo0 genetics began breeding and training anklebiters for various jobs, along with crossing them with their acting line sirens and training them to sell as fully trained working fauns.

sa pictuir faoi feictear na seighas treinail a bhi a deanamh acu lena fanas. ar cle ta measc idir line truptin obair agus cu crubach Béal Feirste meascithe le faolcu bothar ceansaithe darbh ainm 'ragatha' ag treinail chun obair seachadadh a deanamh, ta urthi cuimhnu an line simbal ceart agus e a lorg as grupa de simbal an-cosuil leis. ar dheis feictear beirt truptin as line obair ag foghlam conas obair le cheile i timpeallacht spreaguil agus glormhar, fresin le foghlam réamhfhocal mar "faoi" agus "air".

the image below shows the types of training Xo0 genetics does with their fauns. the pictuire on the left shows a siren/belfast anklebiter/ diggerhorn cross named 'ragatha' being trained for delivery/mule work, she has to remember the correct string of symbols that she was shown previously and put the weighted dummy in the correct box. the image on the right shows two acting line siren crosses being desensitized to overstimulating environments and learning preposition words like "under" and "on".

tar eist a fuar siad clu agus cail le na grupai a usaidtear na cu crubach a bhi siad ag dhiol, bhi orthu fos sli chun a fion ar grai a fogru. chun e seo a deanamh, ceannaigh XoO genetics rascursa chun a fanas a chuir ag rásaíocht mar a deantear go tradisunta.

after gaining a lot of popularity with the demographics buying these fauns, they then wanted more ways to advertise the sires they had at stud. to do this they bought a racetrack to host traditional style anklebiter races.

fresin leis an rascursa bhi daoine ablta geall a chuir orthu beirt ar line no ag an rascursa, ag deanamh moth airgead as beirt gnathdaoine agus porathoir cu crubach. ar bhar gach rud anseo lig na ócáid rasiocht seo na seighas daoine a rabh ag usaid cu crubach measca chun socruithe agus margadh a eagraigh idir iad fein, ag deanamh an rascursa an-plodach.

with the racetrack they also set up several betting apps and online casinos for people not looking to buy anklebiters to still be able to bet on them from online livestreams and in-person events. speaking of in-person events at the track, they quickly became places for anklebiter owners to organize and make deals, making them extremely popular.

#fauns #speculative biology #worldbuilding #my art #original species #unreality #anklebiters #bantam patchpelts #sirens #this is that p2 to that youtube screenshot thing ive been on about #Xo0 genetics #5minutecraft owned anklebiter breeding ring now cannonised #ive got another mention of these fauns coming up in june which im exited to draw

Hi! This blog is going to give me corporation nightmares but that's fine because frankly I could use some sleep schedule shakeup im in sleep hell. Anyway my quastion. Do those bantams still enjoy a blunt

bantam love smoko

though on the topic of sirens and rolled smokeables, siren intelligence (in terms of manipulating objects and committing to multi-step processes to achieve a goal) in most countries is almost directly linked to weather cigarettes or e cigs are more common. most sirens are addicted to nicotine from eating cigarette butts or disposable vapes, and so will want to access stronger sources of it themselves. vapes, e cigs, and chewing tobacco are easy to obtain, open and use, whereas cigarettes require a lot more effort to steal, and also require some way of lighting them, these are such important skills to them that in cigarette-dominant countries siren beoirs will often teach their babyguys how to start small controlled fires along with early lure/hunting calls, the most common way they do this is by sticking metal objects into electrical outlets.

#fauns #speculative biology #my art #worldbuilding #🚧❌escapees and ferals❌🚧#unreality #bantam patchpelts #they also know the classic trick of holding a lit cigerette to an unlit one or holding it to a hot surface #some even crack open vapes so the battery explodes and catches fire to light up then lap up the battery acid when theyre done #this is why the city with the smartest sirens is Barcelona. as many tourists leave bags full of ciggies from the duty free in their hotel #rooms for them to snag. along with british tourists being some of the worst in the world at handling sirens and are most likely to feed the #this is a huge problem as the country is very prone to heatwaves and drought #also at my nearest vape shop (that also sells american sweets and drinks) the difference between security on vape products and cigs is so #funny. you can literally go in and grab a e cig juice refill and nobody gives a fuck but if you even LOOK at the ciggies #also for the record sirens also love CBD and cannabis products. its just really hard for them to come across #interactions #ty for the ask!#i locked tf in to finnish this in like an hour lol

mar speseis sosilta a bhionn i teanmhail le daoine mar foinse marthanas, ta smaonamh acu faoi connas a ba choir comhra a ple ag beath ar an meoin a feictear ar aghaidh no corp an duine a bhuil siad ag idirghníomhaigh le. ta se an-tabhactach dobh tabhair faoi deara an aois, inscne, náisiúntacht, no pe seighas slainticheas ata ar an daoine a bhuil siad ag chiant le.

as a social species that relies on humans for survival, they have at least some idea on how an interaction with one is supposed to go depending on their facial expression and body language. it is very important for them to be able to tell details like age, gender, nationality, and possible health conditions or disabilities to be able to conduct an interaction to get a desired result.

sa pictuir thar teaspaintear turgnamh le mainicín an-realaioch de duine le a gne meascathe suas ar a aghaidh le truptin dathuil, ribh e seo bhi daoini fior ag deanamh aghaidheanna diffruil do na fanas, anois mar ata an daoine a bhuil ag sui ann doléite le adharc tin no michumach acu ta scanrath ar na truptin mar nil fois acu connas a caint leis. is e seo an fath gur bhuil seans nios mo a ionsaigh siad daoine uathach, siondróm Tourette, no daoine ar drugai bothar thar grupai eille.

the picture above shows an experiment with a realistic mannequin with its facial featured in places they're not supposed to be being used to test the uncanny valley theory on a group of feral sirens, just before this image was taken a series of regular humans who were making different expressions where in the same room interacting with them, and now that understanding of normalcy has been disrupted by an unreadable and silent person the fauns are frightened. this theory supports statistics about individuals with conditions like autism or tourettes syndrome, or people who are high on street drugs being more likely to be attacked by sirens.

#fauns #speculative biology #my art #worldbuilding #original species #unreality #bantam patchpelts #that moment when the social interaction didn't go as planned:#I honestly didn't expect to have this done so soon lol #I'll go into how diggerhorns experience the uncanny valley soon

caidreamh ar line de daoine agus truptin dathuil fian

interaction between a human and sirens documented online

#fauns #speculative biology #my art #worldbuilding #original species #bantam patchpelts #this can obviously get you arrested in some places. its legal to feed them but giving drugs or wepons is a no no #this is based on a guy from instagram who does this but with homeless people instead of sirens #now imagining the “showing brainrot to x” guy doing that to sirens #actually ill bring that up in a siren social behavior post because it would probably scare them since thats now how they think #a conversation is supposed to go #anyway silly doodle #shitpost #tw cigarettes #tw alcohol #tw nicotine #tw implied animal abuse

Cros an-anamh de faolchú bothar agus truptín dathúil togathe as dhíoleoir peataí fían I bhaile átha cliath, ní raibh aon fois ag na gardí conas a tharla an cros seo. Bhí orthú é a loisceadh tar éist a thógu an picúir seo.

An extremely unusual cross between a diggerhorn and a siren seized from an exotic animal trafficker from Dublin city, investigators had no idea how this cross happened. The animal was incinerated after this photo was taken