Star Trek III / Star Trek IV
Full offence, but if I were the Klingons at the end of Star Trek IV I would have been raging.
Federation's like, "Kirk, we find you guilty of being an absolute mad lad, and of having committed quality banter in the first degree! We sentence you to a cheeky Nandos and your ship back, ya scamp!"
What the fuck. What the actual fuck. Him and his grown-man-with-blonde-hair-why failson made a weirdass doomsday planet that exploded and then the Federation is like, "he travelled through time and brought us whales, it's fine actually."
Like, I know we as the audience know it's true but it sounds like an absolute Walter Mitty couldn't-even-do-us-the-courtesy-of-making-it-believable style lie.
War. Just instantaneously, war. Fuck you.
