#bar talk

[theresadreamsinnoir]

[retrokid616]

tyranny: so are you and teor boyfriends

kattaigan:

gods i miss this table opening soon oh and liveblogs start now

[beatsforbrothels]

Visit Original Link

Rich Jones - Petrichor (prod. Philth Spector)

[bartendingkitty]

[silly-clown-gal]

[Elias enters slowly, looking around the building cautiously.]

[He awkwardly approaches the counter.]

...are you familiar with a man named Bownes? a bit shorter than me, very polite?

[He pulls out the card from Bownes's fridge.]

I found this on his fridge. led me to this address.

((-@dream-of-elias))

[It takes the guy a moment, but he does scramble out of the back room. He seems a bit frantic, but does calm after a moment.]

Uhm...Yes, I do believe he stopped by a few times! ... It's definitely been a while, though. He most likely saw how the place changed from a bakery to bar and stopped coming here and found another place to buy dough and stuff.

Hey, by the way, how's the guy doing?

[skyasimaru]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Guess who found a little something extra in her WIP folder?? :) I hope you all enjoy it! “I Have a Banana“ podfic written by AppleSeeds, read aloud by SkyAsimaru. A Good Omens AU fan fiction, wherein Crowley mistakes an innocent offer for some scandalous flirting...

Link to original fanfiction on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32465311

Very Respectfully,

SkyAsimaru 

[fyhk]

How to flirt with Entps (without scaring them). This may also apply to Estps but I don’t have the history with them.

if they weren’t healthy, say “I’m easily manipulated...”

if they were healthy, say “Ok, let’s make your child then!”

Entps are probably in a nice and flirt ready mood usually, but nothing too serious. Also Entps flirting styles can vary up to 5 or 6 in number, so being direct using the tips up will be a help for everyone (not the entp tho’)

[awkneno]

comedy night at the bar i work at yesterday and the host (who was a woman btw) was talking about how fupas are just a nice place to rest your nose and yeah. she’s right. it’s like a nice little nose rest while eating out your babe