#barista rant

[banesbottombitch]

I swear to god if you clown fuckers come to my work and order the IT frappuccino one more god damn time I will single handedly shit post the IT fandom back into dormancy I fucking MEAN IT

Just. Just ask for a fucking vanilla bean frap with strawberry puree on top you absolute buffoons. Don't come up into my drive thru and go "Can I get the IT frap" when I've already got to memorize the 86,000 other drinks on my menu and that fucking "secret menu" y'all cucks have been bullshitting since 2006- not to mention deal with everyone subbing shit and adding an obscene amount of caramel drizzle- on everything!!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!

I don't care about you and your insistence that I call it the IT frap or the Pennywise Frap. You unimaginative bastards just need to accept it's a vanilla milkshake with strawberry goo. It's one addition to a frap. That people have been getting since we've had the strawberry and vanilla bean frap.

Next one of y'all who orders it is gonna get my 5'1.5" ass crawling out the window to strangle you. 🙄🔪🔪🔪

[omgbarista-blog]

customer : hi can i get a-

me: no sorry were all out!

[omgbarista-blog]

Fuk your pour over, twat.

[theoriginalriffles]

working on Fourth of July is so hell. I already don’t like customers in general but when ur wearing the American flag.,. I want to put decaf in all of your cups

[kelstilence]

If you are visibly shaking and hugging yourself with a sweater on and order a goddamn frappachino I hope Jack Frost bites your dick off

[lostincosmicdust]

If I’m going to be working during the holiday (be it early morning at 4 or late night at 11) making drinks for almost every snotty person that walks through those doors, taking orders, cleaning, and remaking your drink just so you can get another “free drink,” I better get tips. I’m not talking about “5, 10, 20s” even a few cents can make a difference cause it adds up. But if I accidentally put whip cream on ur frappe BEACAUSE YOU NEVER SAID “NO WHIP” and I offer you to make another one and then you go “no it’s okay, luckily I can consume whip cream but this will cost you your 10$ tip” then fuck you! What the actual fuck! I’m sick and tired of older people laughing about not leaving tips. Bitch I get paid ‘9’ which is better then ‘7.75’ but it still doesn’t give you the excuse to be a dick. “You need to earn this tip. I can’t tip you, you’re already getting paid. You didn’t make my caramel macchiato iced so no tip” HOW THE FUCK Am I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF YOU WANT UR MACCHIATO ICED! YOU NEVER SAID SO!

I’m done, I’m salty, I’m bitter, I’m angry, and I’m sad. Good night

[moondustbarista-blog]

Can we please establish a universal rule for not being a twat while ordering tea and Starbucks ..?

“I need a tea.”   

“Green, Black or Passion”.  

“Regular.”   

“so Black?”.  

No! Green*ugh*  

What size? 

“I don't know, regular..”

*blank stare”

Ugh lemme see the cups” *decides on grande*

“Sweetened or Unsweetened” 

‘Yes but just a little bit, not too much”

“put less than the normal”

CUSTOMER 8 outta 10 TIMES BRINGS IT BACK AND SAYS ITS NOT SWEET ENOUGH....