Harbinger

Kelsey//25//bisexual//she/they

[evernightterrae]

[froggos-are-superior]

I love you characters who try so hard to avoid becoming one specific thing that they end up becoming something arguably worse. I love you characters with backwards development. I love you characters whose ideals dissolve over time. I love you characters who start out bright-eyed and end their stories with several important pieces missing.

[thehotelchelsea]

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

[pangur-and-grim]

there’s a fleck of missing paint on this door, and it drives him insane

[creepymutelilbugger]

what are y’all’s strategies for trying to convince yourself there is joy in your future and that your time is worth being alive for

[creepymutelilbugger]

awesome idea trying that now

[judilyart]

happy yuri day to all sapphics 💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

art prints of these here

[084392]

*thinking about someone who uses it/its*

me: yeah so they-

me:

[canon-blogs]

[peachnix]

it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

[clownpervert]

[controlresonant]

"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

[venusthemorningstar]

She took the kids menu

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[maykitz]

can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

[caucasianbuttslut]

@dionrevel PLEASE share the link.

[dionrevel]

Lol sure!!

For movies, here is the beginner's list:

Modern Civilization Essentials

Beginner's guide for getting in the loop.

And the more advanced list:

Full In the Loop

Advanced guide to getting in the loop. Supplementary to "Civilization Essentials." If a movie is on this list, then it has one of these: -Po

Not all these movies are necessarily good, but the ones that gave me small pop culture epiphanies. It made me realize that 30%-40% of the jokes from modern sitcoms are references/parodies- and these movies are their source material.

^^ This is also true for socializing. So many people I thought were naturally funny were just doing movie bits.

[I actually do have a job, I am just a big fan of lists and graphs and flow charts etc.]

[kelstilence]

Some of my favorite posts about character names pls gimme more if there is any

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[spcecowboyyy]

they should invent a job that doesn’t kill your will to live

[toriaelise]

the prettiest girls are on tumblr