#bark.

[butcherhound]

i'd say "muzzled for your safety" but i don't think it'll help you much.

[lucius-illusions]

bow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

[several-mice]

BARK BARK BARK

[bellbuster]

ohhhhh killer sans you are so

misc dialogue that i'm rewriting under the cut because i got too lazy to draw it all lol. pls read rewritten dialogue it's more nuanced🙏🙏

(summarized original comic dialogue)

hold on now, i didn't come all this way for nothing. i have a request. try something new.

(new dialogue)

i've spent a frankly obscene amount of time analyzing you. 177 resets. each time, i tried to get you to join me. each time, you refused. i couldn't understand why; i concluded a while ago that there's some sadistic part of you that enjoys hurting me. so why were you so averse to trying something new?

probably cause i'm not a fuckin sadist, kid—

EXACTLY!! it's some sick masochistic practice is what it is. you hate yourself for not being able to do anything, for failing to do anything to save your friends!! you hate hurting people, you hate hurting me. but it's your punishment, isn't it? for watching everyone die; it's only right that you should have to be the judge over and over and over again. hundreds of times you've failed at this, and this is your punishment.

[loverboy-havocboy]

Sorrysorrysorry you unlocked core memories of the Glen Murakami version of Teen Titans where the first season's main plot is basically Slade constantly taunting Robin and eventually making him his apprentice and AAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaa i loved the tension between them. And then there was an entire episode where Robin was haunted by him even after his disappearance. Sorry. The dash is just beautiful this morning and I wanted to tell you.

I HAVE HEARD OF THIS BUT HAVE NOT SEEN IT GRAHR AUGH I WANT TOOOOO

[ask-drysdale]

Bark

"...Whose dog is this...? It doesn't look like one of Mateo's inanimals..."

[jasperyourmutt]

Woooof woof woof! Harruff ruff. Wagging wag wag wag… whhhine bark. Bark bark bark. Mmmmmmmrrrrf. Arf.