Barney Phillips as Haley in The Twilight Zone episode "Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up?"
Watercolors on Paper, 8.5" x 11", 2026
By Josh Ryals
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Australia
seen from Philippines
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Italy
seen from China

seen from Italy
seen from China
seen from Italy

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from Italy
seen from United States
Barney Phillips as Haley in The Twilight Zone episode "Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up?"
Watercolors on Paper, 8.5" x 11", 2026
By Josh Ryals
A favorite episode from the original Twilight Zone:
Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up? (air date May 26, 1961). It featured John Hoyt as a three-armed alien from Martian and Barney Phillips and a three-eyed alien from Venus!
From the Golden Age of Television
Grandpa Changes the World - CBS - July 22, 1956
A presentation of "Telephone Time" Season 1 Episode 16
Drama
Running Time: 30 minutes
Written and Hosted by John Nesbitt
Produced by Jerry Stagg
Directed by Lewis Allen
Stars:
Thomas Mitchell as Grandpa (Andrew Hamilton)
Reginald Denny as Governor William Cosby
Peter Hansen as William Smith, Sr.
John Eldredge as James Alexander
Anthony Eustrel as Chief Justice James DeLancey
Terence De Marney as District Attorney
Barney Phillips as John Peter Zenger
Patricia Blair as Mary Hamilton (credited as Patricia Blake)
Leonard Carey as Associate Justice
George Pelling as Baliff
2.28 Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
Director: Montgomery Pittman
Director of Photography: George T. Clemens
“You've heard of trying to find a needle in a haystack? Well, stay with us now, and you'll be part of an investigating team whose mission is not to find that proverbial needle, no, their task is even harder. They've got to find a martian in a diner...”
Before SCREAM, before TEEN WOLF, and even before LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE, we get I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF (1957) from director Gene Fowler Jr and starring Michael Landon!
It's the first horror featuring teens and marketed for teens, and it certainly won't be the last!
Context setting 00:00; Synopsis 38:31; Discussion 48:24; Ranking 1:12:06
“Ruby Gentry”, 1952.
BARNEY PHILLIPS
October 20, 1913
Barney Phillips was born Bernard Philip Ofner in St. Louis, Missouri. He went on to become a recognizable character actor on radio, television, and films, mostly playing hard-edged law enforcement officials. After graduating college in 1935, he moved to Los Angeles.
Interested in acting, he got a small part in western called Black Aces in 1937, but it did not immediately lead to other roles.
In 1940, he was in Meet the People on Broadway. He shared the stage with Jack Albertson, Jack Gilford, and Nanette Fabray (stage debut), all of whom would also work with Lucille Ball. This musical has nothing to do with the identically titled 1944 film featuring Lucille Ball.
Phillips enlisted in the United States Army in July 1941, serving in the signal corps during World War II.
He made his TV debut on “Dragnet” in 1951 as Sergeant Ed Jacobs. He had also done the show on radio. After Barney disappeared from the show after the first season, it was widely believed that he had died. Apparently viewers confused him with Barton Yarborough, who had died early in the first season. He took out an ad in the newspaper assuring people that he was alive and well and available to work.
In 1952 and 1953 he did two episodes of “Our Miss Brooks” filmed at Desilu Studios. Due to his work on the popular “Dragnet”, both times he played law enforcement officials.
His one and only time acting with Lucille Ball was on “I Love Lucy” in “Ricky’s European Booking” (ILL S5;E10), playing Mr. Jamison, the man from the District Attorney’s Office investigating Lucy and Ethel’s raffle for Ladies Overseas Aid.
In March 1958, he did a single episode of Desilu’s helicopter series “Whirlybirds”. The episode marked Pernell Roberts’ TV debut.
In May 1961, Phillips returned to the Desilu backlot to film an episode of “The Andy Griffith Show” where he was on the other side of the law in “Barney Gets His Man.”
In January 1963, he returned to law enforcement and Desilu to film an episode of “The Dick Van Dyke Show” titled “The Cat Burglar.”
In March 1963 Phillips did a single episode of “The Untouchables” one of Desilu’s most successful yet controversial series.
Of all his credits, he is best remembered as the Venusian invader masquerading as soda jerk Haley, behind the diner counter of “The Twilight Zone’s” “Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up?” in 1961. The final moment, in which he removes his cap revealing a third eye, remains one of the most memorable moments in TV history. He continued doing episodic television for the next twenty five years, with his last roles on “Lou Grant” and “The Dukes of Hazard” in 1982.
His final screen role came posthumously in Beyond Reason, a film written, directed and starring Telly Savalas which was filmed in 1979 and not released until 1985. In a welcome change, he played a doctor.
In 1941 he married actress Marie DeForrest. He died on August 17, 1982 at age 68.
Remembering actor Barney Phillips (October 20, 1913 – August 17, 1982)
After putting his show business dreams on hold for World War II, Phillips picked up several screen credits in the late 1940s and early 1950s. Widely heard in supporting roles during the Golden Age of Radio, Phillips appeared on Suspense, Nero Wolfe, Philip Marlowe, Escape, and Rocky Fortune (as Sgt. Hamilton J. Finger), among others. In 1952, he co-starred with Jack Webb on the radio and television incarnations of Dragnet as Sgt. Ed Jacobs, Joe Friday’s temporary partner. On television, Phillips appeared on dozens of shows including I Love Lucy, The Andy Griffith Show, and a recurring role opposite Edmond O'Brien on the private eye drama Johnny Midnight. However, Phillips’ most famous appearance may be his guest spot in the Twilight Zone classic “Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?”