Barran: If I had a trinket to sell for every word scratch in this paper you just submitted to me, I’d have 15 bits.
Twilight: If I had a trinket to sell for every ounce of rage I felt in my gizzard after I heard you I would have enough trinkets to hire vultures for you.
Otulissa: Actually I did the math, Twilight would have 225 trinkets, not 15 bits
Gylfie: If I had a trinket to sell I would buy some cooked rabbit :)
Soren: While you’re there can you get me an apply jam please?
Gylfie: Sorry I only have one
Digger: Twilight would have 22,500 because it’s a trinket for every word scratch, not a bit.
Otulissa: Hey I just realized my friend is right, they would have 22,500 trinkets, not 225
Gylfie: If I had 22,500 trinkets to sell, I would buy a cooked rabbit and an apply jam.
Digger: You can buy anything you want with 22500
Soren: yeah and they want a cooked rabbit and an apply jam.
Otulissa: Apply jam to what?
Twilight: Directly to the forehead
Barran: Great job, students.