@barrowhill @the-arkham-librarian
so... is ed the family member that has to always come over to fix a computer or tell them how to use chrome?
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@barrowhill @the-arkham-librarian
so... is ed the family member that has to always come over to fix a computer or tell them how to use chrome?
Deep sigh.
@barrowhill liked for a dialogue based starter!
"Shit..! Are you sure you know what you're doing..?"
@barrowhill @brokentoys
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE-
@barrowhill:
As it should be ; the colour[s] that radiated off him were always REPULSIVE. Rancid , vibrant ; absolutely delicious. One figures people like her could foresee them. Not the normals , no. How delighted he’d be ; to hear it made her SICK ; if only it were so PROPER to stare. Smelled ? that contributed SOMETHING ; death , blood & all the little bits of human life he took as tokens ; sticking to him like a disease , radiance emitted itself in slow , but overtaking intervals. All until ; as he’s usually sure of ; someone would LEAVE. Guts , glory & my , don’t offer flattery ! he’d love it more if she had a sense to be AWARE. Little known that it mattered a lot more to him then ; it really should. Jonathan did enjoy a JOKE now & then ; perhaps her TYPE did not hit that funny bone everyone surely had. His was more dark , dirty lined ; disgusting – only so few evoked that from this lips. Or , could he say the rarity someone spoke it first. But , none of that mattered , either. Truth here she was IRRITATING him , fairness to do the same back. Who would they be without a little PUSH ? a self found in equality with everyone who stood before him ; 𝐀𝐋𝐋 , 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇. THAT , ASSUMPTION would have made him LAUGH. Not because she’s a woman ; isn’t that what she means ? — in some way he thought her [ an ] IDIOT , BUT THAT WASN’T THE REASON HE SPOKE THE WAY HE DID. Intimidation , only. NO sense in trying to explain , let’s move on with the chase ! something similar had set his in motion ; the day he declared himself KING. Each to their own empire ; he supposed. Head cants , eyes flick ; in silence , a hand meets his chest ; centerfold in his dramatics. WASN’T HE SUCH A DOUR ? & soon enough stirred his brain for something , like food to offer. ❝ My , my … when was the last time someone had addressed us with SUCH a namesake. We do not find it quite appeasing. But , some still haven’t caught up with the memo… an odd set of memories we wish to continually keep dead. It is why we took upon the [ 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍 ] of HORSEMAN. we only follow one road ; one that takes us home. OR , better yet … farther away from any of you. ❞
"aw... c'mon now, ichabod. don't be like that." a tattooed hand to her chest as though he's wounded her physically (a sentiment which might well appeal to the man). "yer hurting my feelings." she says, eyes intense, her frown a brilliant vermillion. he only holds her attention for the briefest of moments, then she's back to studying the room. everything she can see says something to her, something about jonathan that perhaps her experiences with him had not yet conveyed. what did it say about him, for example, that his home was essentially a very large mausoleum? probably that neither one of them could be exaggerated in caricature-- they were both too extra for that.
she knows better than to touch anything here, that's for sure. apart from necrotizing fasciitis, there was the smell to consider. wouldn't want to get that bleachy formaldehyde fragrance in her own home. still, her gait is comfortable as she walks, her exploration slow and deliberate. maybe she'd ask him for a taxidermized BAT for christmas this year. that seemed like something right up his alley. speaking of which-- "yannow, i always thought that me and you (all of you)," this said with a gesticulated flourish, "... we'd be great friends."
her gaze is nearly predatory in its intensity. she's watching him now like he is the angel on the head of a pin. did the horseman even have any friends? not that joker even really understood the meaning of the word. "i tell ya what, jonny, i'd LOVE to have ya down at feste fer some fun. i think-- i think ya'd REALLY have a good time." not that she thought he was the clubgoing type. did a dead man dance? maybe if they played some depeche mode.
still, the chance to wine and dine him as it were, it was the smart thing to do. build allies, or at least friendly acquaintances who might be interested in selling you toxic nerve gas. or having a sleepover where they plan different ways to torture masked vigilantes in capes. or even in taking a few spare bodies off her hands every now and again. wouldn't that be nice? he might not see it that way, but she would change his mind. she had the sort of resources at her disposal that honestly should make their mutual enemy cry himself to sleep at night. whatever it was that floated the horseman's boat, joker was confident she had it, or at the very least, could get it. she had manipulated men much more unhinged than him, she was certain. if nothing else, hadn't arkham been a sort of bootcamp for befriending the emotionally challenged?
barrowhill asked: “ i think my gps secretly gets mad at me when i deliberately disobey its directions. ”
a little cackle escapes pouty pink lips as he says this,the cackles turn into short lived giggles,dimples are out on display and she gives him pearly whites,''wouldn't it be funny if one day technology had enough of our shit and just like,took over the whole world?''she's a little stoned,forgive her attempts at jokes and dark humor,the vision of the statement in full swing in her clouded noggin. she giggles once more,having to stifle the giggles to prevent maniacal laughter.
''i think if you obey it,you'll be saved from damnation from that scenario.''
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Send 📚 and be recommended a book (or a few) that Shiloh thinks your muse will enjoy!
It comes to her instantly and she actually almost doesn't want to recommend it in case he gets ideas. But...
"The Market of Monsters series, by Rebecca Schaeffer. The first book is called 'Not Even Bones'. It's incredibly dark, but also very interesting.
It takes place in a world where not only do fantasy creatures and meta-humans exist, but where there's a black market for their parts and their uses. Real and imagined. I doubt this bothers you but there's mutilation in these books. The main character is one of the ones who takes apart the monsters. Until she's sold into the black market herself, after refusing to take apart a living meta-human."
@barrowhill said: jon: grabby hands
“Here you go,” she hands him a mug, “Marshmallows?”