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barty: …
barty: what a stupid fucking quote.
barty: i'm definitely killing way more than two people.
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evan: before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
barty: …
barty: what a stupid fucking quote.
barty: i'm definitely killing way more than two people.
he's a 10 but he solves sudoku for breakfast
It's giving Barty Crouch Jr.
THE DINER (Billie Eilish) is so Barty core
like?
barty: "what are you into?" is such a broad question, like do i reply with a tv series or choking?
barty: look, do i consider myself attractive? yes. but would i have sex with my clone?
barty: also yes.
*barty comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in evan and his bedroom.*
evan: babe, are you.. coming to bed?
barty: no thank you sir, i'm sure you're lovely but i have a boyfriend.
barty: *lies on the ground and falls asleep*
evan: ...
barty: please, picking locks is my specialty.
barty: *throws a brick through the window*
barty: okay, let’s go.