#basic as fuck

[keep-her-wild]

[bocodamond0]

[dominiclawrence]

With everything going on, the utter mess that was his life right now, he just kept drowning himself in alcohol, obviously running out so he’d gone out to stock up,. Didn’t take long until he was out of the store and began walking back in the direction of his apartment... 

@masonduval

[becumsh]

Very Basic And Uninventive Amnesiac!Treville fic plot thing

About a year ago my friend said "you have a thing for amnesia fics, how come you haven't written amnesiac Treville yet?" And I was like "fic ideas like this are like fine vine or British actors. They get better with age." And now I'm gonna give away this plot bunny since I'm not going to write it. I'm a vegetarian anyway (someone pls shoot me and stop me from making the lamest jokes ever, it's not even bad pun worthy). Ahem. Anyways. If you serve this plot bunny AU Noir, preferably in modern verse, it'll be even more delicious. (I'm not kidding, I need professional medical help for these lame cringy jokes) Basically, Treville fell out with Richelieu in a classic post s1 way. And hit his head at some point. So, Richelieu is alive after s1, I mean duh, btw. For noir!AU he can be some mob boss or whatever. Anywaaays, for some reason Treville needs to lie low for a bit, whether it's because he's not Louis' favourite anymore and Roquefort can kill him off once he gets a chance, or he's ears deep in some mob case and those mobs want him dead; I mean, whatever, you do you. So Richelieu knows it, so when news come from the hospital that Treville lost his memories he's like "well, shit. Gotta keep him out of town, because this idiot is clueless that people want his head. I mean, it's not like it's permanent or anything, once he gets better, everything is going to be fine, and what a great pleasure it is to know that Treville is going to owe me a Colossal favour." Boi, you've never been wronger in your life. Enter a Basic as fuck montage of Treville waking up, seeing Richelieu's face, being all "mhhmmm who are you, my handsome saviour", angsting about memory loss. And Richelieu being a Good Samaritan being all "ah, ya now, I'm just your neighbour next door, nothing fishy going on around me, nothing fishy at all, I'm just a regular neighbour with 14 cats, they ate all the fish so I'm super 100% not fishy at all". All that Basic drama of amnesia fics, ugh. Sign me the fuck up. I mean, Of Course Treville is going to fall in love with Richelieu; I mean, Of Course Richelieu will be like "oh well, here's my second chance; better not fuck it up this time. I mean, I'll fuck up either way, but it's going to be LATER, so I better get some before it happens. And I'm gonna, idk, undermine Roquefort, kill some mobs, whatever I'm feeling this day." Duchess D'Aiguillon is not expendable; same as in all of my headcanons and fics. She's there and she's Vital. She kinda wants to tell Treville the truth, but hey, things are going smooth, Richelieu doesn't look like a mouldy mop for once, may be it'll work out, that dandy ("DUMB AY EFF" her mind helpfully supplies) scheme of his will work out. Y'all should all give those dumb musketeers some credit coz when Richelieu whisks Treville away, people even as dumb as musketeers notice. So they look for him, and when they Do, the Basic Ay Eff drama happens along the lines of "ooooooh, he's a baddie! Ooooooooh he tricked you! Ooooooh, he kidnapped you" and all of that shaboozle. And Treville be like "Richelieu, that's Very you tho." Richelieu is all dramatic and Angsty "Yes, but you were in danger, and I wanted some time with you before you remembered that you hate me, yadda yadda." P.S. Happy end. amnesiac or not, Treville knows Richelieu from bean to cup. Being all understanding and stuff "I get why you did what you did. You are an arsehole, btw, but you are my arsehole." They overthrow a Big, Mutual Baddie and fuck off into the sunset to fuck. P.P.S. I have no clue what I've just written because I wrote it half asleep. But anyways. Here ya go. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[asexualcas]

don’t be fooled by the words of the writers: these dudes like dudes, chicks, both, neither, all, and none

[itstrixiemattel]

i literally hate myself so much i'm meeting trixie the day after tomorrow and can't eat cuz i'm so excited/nervous for some reason like i haven't eaten in over a fucking day WHY AM I LIKE THIS

[baii-gay]

Sometimes it’s better to give up than to waste the effort on someone who never deserved you in the first place 💕