Band Instruments As Assassin Squads
Flutes: Ruthless, cold, efficient perfections. Well executed assassinations down to the detail without leaving any evidence. Only held together by the fact that everyone's got a knife to everyone else's back, ready to stab them.
Clarinets: The experienced ones are about as deadly as the flutes while the newbies come sloppy and unorganized. By time the newbies are pros, there's a new batch to teach. They have more camaraderie than the flutes.
Saxophones: Big guns, wacky masks, all but one of them have bad aim. The bari sax is a bazooka. Generally loud and flashy.
Oboe: The solo worker who occasionally teams up with the flutes or bassoons.
Bassoons: Duos or trios who sometimes work with the oboe or the clarinets.
Trumpets: Loud braggarts who use various methods to tally their kills. Brag about being discreet but one of them will always get caught at some point.
Trombones: Snipers who fall asleep waiting for their mark. Like to slather mud all over their faces even though it gives them absolutely no advantage.
Euphoniums: They set discreet bombs. But they can never agree in codenames or signals so trying to communicate with each other is really confusing.
Tubas: They use their abnormally strong arms to knock the target out in one punch, then inject them with venom that kills them. They chop up the body and hide the parts in their tubas then dump the parts in various dumpsters.
Percussionists: Elaborate torture devices that make you question their kinks. They keep trophies of their kills in their secret basements. Speak in an elaborate code that no one else can understand.
