#bat bites

[chernobog13]

Batman-themed cereals from Kellogg at the height of Batmania in 1966.

[bitepire]

No, I don't think you'd make a good bloodbag. Gain weight. I'm fucking cold. Vamps are out here starving to death on blood with no fats and sugars in it. Where are we supposed to get our energy from, I ask you?

Eat more. Get fatter. Maybe then you'll be worthy of my fangs.

[skitchskatchbat]

Eddie back from the upside down like hey yeah, I'm actually all good like bat juju does some weird shit to you.

Dustin: but you look fine wtf?

Eddie scratching his head: Yeahhhhh about that. Kind of got a weird dick now.

Steve on the otherside of the room adjusting his collar: weird how?

Eddie: uhhhh like for one it's a different colour. For two IT OPENS LIKE A FUCKING FLOWER.

Steve in the corner trying to hide his boner and swallowing loudly: oh uh yeah, that sounds odd, like you want me to check it out dude?

Everyone else staring at him like 😟

Robin ushers the kids out, judging Steve silently.

[rattfreakk]

My Jay Design For My Vampire Au, Bat Bites

[vampire-bat-baby]

favorite word?

My favorite word is moonglade!

[toymoder]

Any recs for knotted toys that aren't super girthy? I've only seen ones that are kinda short and super thick

(Bonus for pretty featured colours and flat tips)

(And cum tubes plsplspls)

[doraemonmon]

Holy nutritional breakfast, Batman!

[bitepire]

It's my birthday again (Friday the 13th). I was spending time with our boyfriend over video call. Rat - ever attempting to prank me - folded a party hat out of one of its plain colour paintings (a pure black one) and set it atop our head before allowing me to front. Boyfriend captured the following image:

He told me "do your pose" and I did not have a "pose" in me, I fear.