#bat sub

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Behold...My 3D Crystal Dick!!!

LED light under on a base that rotates on command :)

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A list of all of the comic merch I've found for this holiday season, broken down by store, with descriptions, prices, and links (for items also available online). Heavy on Batman, but also features various other DC and Marvel merch. All prices are in USD. Updates will be made as I come across new items, so be sure to keep checking back in.

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Batman snuggie is back, and now there's PJs too

So I missed the train last year when Hot Topic had Batman snuggies and I couldn't forgive myself for it.  (Saw your post from back in April.) Turns out they're back for the holidays bitch-az!  I already ordered mine. http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCulture/EverythingElse/ComicsAnimeCartoons//DC+Comics+Batman+Cozy+Throw+With+Sleeves-166049.jsp Also, Spencers has hooded, caped, PJs.  Amazing. http://www.spencersonline.com/product/batman-hoodie-caped-pajamas/

Holy shit, guys, holy shit. Alert reader claretheloser is baller awesome and we should make her our king. If you also missed the snuggie train, mourn no longer! Click on the link above or stroll into your local Hot Topic and tell them you need a bat snuggie for GREAT JUSTICE. And then pay them money? Or at least don't mention my name when the cops show up? kkthx, batbros.

Yet this wonderful submission brings us more than the snuggie.

Behold this fucking batglorious bounty, friends! Behold--

BATJAMAS:

NANANANANANANA SLUMBER PARTY NANANANANA

As always, feel free to write and send in "dear penthouse" style letters about how much sex you had in your batjammies.

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So!

Nightwing cake dick.

How about that, tumblr, how about that. I'm not sure what you guys get in your submissions inbox, but I get bat cake dick. That's how special my life is.

Is this where I finally make the "Dick just doesn't do it for me," joke? For I have been waiting to punnily declare my alliance to Bruce under the cowl.

Uh, if I knew who to credit for this, I would. If I knew how to put this behind a NSFW cut for you guys, I probably also would.

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Standard hinge wallet, now in Batman! $12 at Wal-Mart, in-store only. These are not cheaply made at all, they're just as durable as any hinge style wallet out there. ID slot with 4 other card slots (you can fit 2 cards in each slot without it getting too cramped), zippered change compartment, and two pockets for cash, checks, coupons, etc. Emblem is metallic gold and the black is flecked with micro gold and silver glitter. The photos don't do this justice, these look so much better in person!

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