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Could I request a mini fic of Ghost with a toddler regressor who, when in little headspace, has trouble pronouncing certain letters and sounds and has a lisp? And no matter how hard anyone else in 141 tries, they can’t understand the little one. Ghost, however, can.

ghost actually has a superpower and its understanding the most incoherent speech anyone has ever heard B) hes just that cool /j /silly

anyways i hope this is actually coherent enough to read TuT

There were a million more interesting things to do rather than watching the morning news with Price. You wished you could be watching cartoons or a movie, but Price always watched the news at six am sharp. That was like an unspoken rule in the 141.

Gaz walked out from his room and went towards the small kitchen area. Price and Gaz exchanged their “Mornin’”s and went back to what they were focused on. You, however, watched Gaz as he grabbed one of the yogurts from the mini fridge.

“‘Nack?” You mumbled, glancing at Price. Your stomach was starting to feel a bit empty after thinking about the snacks you could have.

“Hm? Nack? I dont know what that is, bud.” The Captain responded, turning back to face the Tv. You huffed and got up, going to the kitchen to ask Gaz instead.

“‘Nack? P’ease?” You asked once more. Gaz stared at you like you had just spoken to him in some foreign language.

“I dont know if its because its early or youre speaking gibberish, but I cant understand you.” He replied, shaking his head slightly before eating a spoonful of his yogurt. The fact that nobody seemed to understand you was starting to get on your nerves.

“‘Nack!” You said again, pointing angrily at the fridge. Youd think pointing at what you wanted would help them understand, but that was the furthest from the truth. Gaz and Price were still confused about what you wanted.

It was around then that an angel came down the hall, his eyes still as sharp and tired as they normally were. Ghost entered the scene, not really acknowledging anyone as he poured himself some coffee. He didnt pay much mind to you talking to Gaz until he heard you getting irritated.

“Whats the matter?” Ghost asked, turning his body to face you. You repeated your question again and he nodded. “Sure, just no sugary things.”

Gaz and Price just stared at him in awe.

“You understand him?” Price asked from the couch, amusement clear in his tone.

“You cant? He was just sayin’ ‘Snack’. Whats hard to understand about that?” Ghost replied with his normal biting attitude. Gaz had just given up at that point, shaking his head and walking off. He felt like he was still half asleep trying to figure out how somehow Ghost understood you.

Ghost went to turn his attention back to his coffee. He let out a sigh, trying to rub the sleepiness out of his eyes. His head quickly turned back around as he heard you getting into the box of cookies.

“Oi.” Ghost glared at you slightly, warning you. “What did I say? Put ‘em back ‘n find something healthier.” You slowly slid the box back into the cabinet and shuffled over to the bananas in the bowl on top of the mini fridge.

“Is ‘nana?” You asked, holding up one of the bananas to Ghost. The Lieutenant nodded, turning back to stir his coffee. His smile was hidden by his mask.

“Cheeky thing…”

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haiiii it’s fishie with another req bc I have so many ideas in my head and I need to yap abt them

anyways hear me out…

minific/drabble of a regressed xiao who is just the tiiiiniest bit too big to sit in his carer’s lap, almost like those super big pitbulls who think they’re the size of a tiny little lap dog

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baby xiao, baby xiao, BABY XIAO-

xiao is just a little cuddlebug when hes little (very true he told me himself /sar). i hope i did the little guy justice with my half conscious writing (⋏ ･ᴗ･ )

Xiao, despite his tough and stoic exterior, was quite a soft soul when he was with you. He was quiet, cuddly, and rather clingy, something not even Rex Lapis himself probably knew. Xiao reserved his regressed behavior for you and you only.

The weather in Liyue had been beautiful all week. The sun was shining, a soft breeze to cool you down, and plenty of wildlife running about. You and Xiao decided to take advantage of the gorgeous weather and have a picnic. You had packed plenty of snacks that you knew Xiao would eat for your lunch.

Setting out the blanket and a couple food items, Xiao would quickly find himself regressing. He tried to hide it, but he couldnt deny how good it felt to feel so tiny. Regressing was the only time that Xiao could forget about his karma.

You were just trying to set out a couple of drinks when you felt Xiao push you into a sitting position. You had barely any time to react before Xiao had placed himself in your lap. It was a bit surprising because of your difference in size. Xiao was just the smallest bit bigger than you and it showed when he crawled into your lap.

“Xiao-” You giggled as you tried to adjust how he was sitting on you. The adeptus was quite stubborn, though. He wrapped his arms around your neck and firmly put his face in the crook of your neck, a small huff leaving him after he got comfy.

“Xiao, youre too big to sit in my lap like this.” You tried to tell him gently, one of your hands scratching his head a bit. “You can put your head in my lap instead. Would that be okay with you, little one?” You were hoping he would say yes because his weight was starting to really settle on your chest.

Xiaos head turned a little bit, his gaze finding yours. Although he wasnt the most expressive, the little pout on his face made your heart melt in your chest. His version of puppy eyes were hard to resist.

“Oh, alright.” You sighed, laying down on the blanket that was laid out. Your arms wrapped around Xiao, soothingly rubbing circles into his lower back. “Ill let you win, but only this time, alright?” You added, moving some stray hairs out of Xiaos face. He already looked so sleepy and content as you both laid there. Perhaps a nap wouldnt be so bad before some lunch.

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Anon Dimi again! Could I have a cg!Kaeya with toddler regressor!albedo minific? Any scenario you want :)

theyre so (happy noises)!!!!!!!!!! a did a kinda comfort thing for this where kaeya knows albedo is working a bit too hard and gets him to regress :D lil albedo deserves a nap for his hard work

It had been about two weeks, seventeen days to be exact, since Kaeya had seen Albedo. He had questioned Sucrose at around the one week mark about Albedo, but she had just said he was working in his lab like usual. Kaeya didnt like that.

A knock at the door had taken Albedo out of his thoughts. He sighed and went to answer it, thinking it was just Sucrose asking another question. It was safe to say he was surprised when he saw the familiar blue haired man standing before him.

“Kaeya?”

“Long time no see, hm?” Kaeya just smiled at Albedo, letting himself into the lab. He looked around at the items on the tables, then back at Albedo. “I see youve been keeping yourself busy.”

“Ive been testing a new idea I had.” Albedo responded, quickly walking around to try and block Kaeyas view a bit. He didnt like it when people peeked at his work when he wasnt done. But this wasnt just anyone, this was Kaeya. Usually, Albedo never had a problem with him looking around.

Kaeya gave a puzzled look to Albedo as he stepped in front of him. Immediately, there were red alarms going off in his head. This wasnt how Albedo acted around Kaeya normally.

“Is something wrong?” Kaeya asked, crossing his arms over his chest. He looked concerned as he scanned Albedos face for any sort of clues. “You usually dont have a problem with me walking around the lab. I feel like Im being left out on something, Albedo.” He took a step closer, Albedo took a step back.

“Ive just put a lot of work into this and dont want anyone to possibly mess with it. Thats all..” The alchemist tried to explain. He didnt seem very confident in his answer, though. Kaeya could smell the lies from a mile away.

“Ah ah, no lies. I want to know whats been keeping you cooped up in your lab for seventeen days straight.” Kaeya put his hands on Albedos shoulders, trying to keep his attention on him. “Talk to me, love.” His soft tone finally seemed to be the last blow Albedos walls needed, because he just came crumbling down into Kaeyas arms.

“I just… I think I need a break.” Albedo whispered, his voice shaking a bit. Kaeya nodded and pulled him in tighter. He hoped the compression would help ease his mind a bit.

“A baby break, perhaps?” Kaeya smiled down at Albedo, continuing to keep a soft demeanor for him. Once he got the small, barely noticeable nod from Albedo, he lifted him up and took him out of the main lab and over to a more relaxed area.

Kaeya sat down on a small couch Albedo had kept around. It was known at the “nap couch” because both Sucrose and Albedo himself took naps on it. As soon as the alchemist saw it, he knew what Kaeya was doing.

Albedo got comfortable in Kaeyas embrace, snuggling into his shoulder and neck as they got situated on the couch. It raised a small chuckle from the other, watching how Albedo had regressed so quickly.

“Seems like my little kiddo was exhausted, wasnt he?” Kaeya asked rhetorically. He rubbed a soothing hand up and down Albedos back, trying to lull him to sleep. “You deserve a good, long nap for all of your hard work, bubs. Dont worry about anything but snuggling with me right now.”

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anon dimi again!! Could I get a cg Lisa mini fix with a bookworm little one (who identifies with she/they pronouns)

YES ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN !! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ i dont see enough cg!lisa stuff and that might just be a crime /silly

Lisa was always in the library. It was like a second home to her. She knew every book that sat on her shelves, even ones that didnt see many people never knew existed. So it was safe to say she was surprised when you brought her a book she hadnt seen many times.

“Hm? Would you like me to read to you?” Lisa asked as she gently took the book from you. It was a short fantasy tale about an anxious dragon who gained the confidence to leave his cave. She had only remembered this book being checked out maybe twice in the whole time shes ever seen it.

A small chuckle left Lisa as she made her way to a comfortable chair that was set up in a corner. She motioned for you to follow.

“Im surprised you even found this book. I was convinced it was lost to the abyss of the shelves.” Lisa sat down in the chair, adjusting her skirt briefly before opening the book. “The pages are still all dusty.” She shook her head with a smile.

You had stared up at Lisa eagerly, waiting for her to begin reading the book. You were sat on the floor in front of the chair, sitting on a cushion you often brought with you around the library.

Lisa began to read the first lines of the book, the space around you two feeling unreal, in a way. Storytime always led to the two of you forgetting the outside world existed. She always made sure to get you as involved as she could when she read aloud.

It was a rather short book, so it was no surprise when Lisa closed the cover and handed it back to you so soon.

“Could you be a good girl and go put this back on the shelf?” She asked, watching as you happily ran off. However, she wasnt expecting you to come back with another book. It looked like a short read, so Lisa decided to indulge a bit.

One more book turned into two more, then two into four. Lisa couldnt help the fondness that washed over her when you continued to ask her to read to you. She knew you loved it, but she did have other things to attend to with the library.

“Sweetheart.” Lisa started, gently pushing one of the books back into your hands. “I still have a bit of work I have to get done. As much as Id love to, I cant spend all day reading with you.” She stood up from the chair and looked down at you lovingly. The pout on your face broke her heart.

“How about we make a deal? If you can be a good girl and wait a little bit, Ill read you a story before naptime. Does that sound good, darling?” Lisa proposed, running a gentle hand through your hair.

You thought on the offer for a moment before nodding to her, collecting your books and running back to your own little corner of the library. Lisa knew you were off to find the perfect lengthy book for naptime.

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Could I request a cg!diluc minific with a 5-8 year old regressor!Kaeya and a toddler regressor!reader set in winter? Regressor Kaeya being a good big brother included

(I love your content, keep up the good work and you can call me Anon Dimi!)

BIG BROTHER KAEYA (even if regressed)>>>>>

i said this in the last kaeya minific i posted but live laugh love kaeya ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

Winter had finally come around and covered Mondstadt with the same powdery snow Kaeya saw every year. That didnt make him love it any less, though. He loved being regressed and playing with the untouched snow.

A knock at the door took Dilucs attention away from you. He made sure you were comfy on the couch before leaving to see who it was. Upon seeing Kaeya, he sighed slightly.

“Is Y/N home?” Kaeya asked. He felt a bit silly for asking that. “I was wondering if they could come out and.. Play in the snow?” His tone seemed almost shy as he asked, his eyes more focused on his snow covered boots rather than Dilucs face.

“I suppose, but I dont want to hear that you too wandered where youre not supposed to be.” Diluc finally replied, motioning for Kaeya to come in. He returned to where you were and lifted you up.

“Lets get you ready to go play, little bird.” Diluc hummed as he took you to your room. Within minutes, you had run back out to where Kaeya was. Diluc barely managed to zip your jacket up before you had run from him.

You and Kaeya took off into the sparkling snow, you falling backwards into it. Kaeya followed your lead, making snow angels with you as giggles filled the air. You two stayed within the Dawn Winery area, even running through the rows of grape vines in a game of tag.

Eventually, Kaeya began to notice how cold you were getting. Your nose had turned red and your cheeks a similar shade of pink. He even noticed that your hands didnt move as well as that they had when you both first started playing. Feeling worried about you, he swiftly picked you up and started his way back towards the main building.

“‘Luc! Were back!” Kaeya called out, setting you down on the ground by the front door. He began helping you unlace your boots as Diluc came into view. “They looked like they were getting cold, so I brought them back.”

“Is that so?” Diluc replied, crouching down to your level. He took off your gloves and felt your hands. They were like ice. “Seems you two played quite a bit, havent you?” He asked with a chuckle, slipping off the rest of your snow gear. Kaeya did the same with his own.

The two of you were quickly set up in front of the fireplace, Diluc keeping a close eye on you to make sure your curious mind didnt try anything dangerous. Crayons and paper lay on the ground around you and Kaeya. He was drawing a more detailed picture of him taking down a group of treasure hoarders. Your drawing, on the other hand, was more so just you wanting to put pretty colors on the paper.

Then, the crayon in your hand snapped. It was a forest green color, the only one in the box. You stared at the broken crayon for a moment before tears began to fill your eyes. It was too small to hold now. How would you draw with it? It seemed impossible.

Kaeya quickly jumped into action, shushing you and telling you everything was okay. He took the two pieces of the crayon and thought for a moment. He knew Diluc would yell at him if he acted out his plan, so he asked Diluc to instead.

“‘Luc?” *Kaeya whispered, making sure you couldnt hear him. “I need you to help me melt the crayon back into one piece. I would get in trouble if I did it, so can you?” The determination in his eye was hard to say no to.

Diluc sighed and nodded, pushing himself out of the chair he sat in and approached the fireplace. Carefully, he melted the two ends of the crayon a bit and pushed it back together. After it cooled off, the crayon was whole again.

“Here, baby. Be more careful with your crayons, okay?” Diluc hummed, handing the crayon back to you. The way your face brightened made fixing the crayon worth it. Diluc was proud that Kaeya thought of a way to solve your problem so quickly. Despite being regressed, he knew Kaeya would be a good brother to you always.

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Can I request an agere mini fic of Vash from Trigun pplease :3< where the user is around 2-4 and the scenario is that he and Vash had just finished walking for days on end and finally got a chance to rest in an inn

i havent interacted with trigun stuff in a hot minute (ヾ;￣▽￣)ヾ im kiiinda nervous that it doesnt really sound like vash but oh well-

i was a bit sleepy when i wrote this so that may be why it doesnt sound right to me ┐('∀' )┌

Walking all day was tiring for Vash, even if he was pretty energetic. The boring cycle of one foot in front of the other and looking at nothing other than the wastelands was what made the trip so tiring. It made him wonder how you were holding up.

Vash, having been in the front and leading, turned around to look at you. He saw the exhaustion clear as day on your face. It was about time the two of you found an inn.

Vash offered to carry you, watching as you happily took him up on the offer. He had both of your guys’ bags over his shoulder and you in his arms, looking like you would fall asleep at a moments notice. It was actually pretty cute to see you so sleepy.

The two of you finally entered a town, Vash making a beeline for the first inn he saw. He didnt care how much a room was. All he wanted to was to lay down on a bed.

The creak of a door opening caught your attention. Your head perked up from Vashs shoulder and looked around. The inn was a bit dusty and dirty, but it was as clean as a human could keep it.

“Waking up?” Vash asked quietly, walking into the room with you still tightly in his arms. “I got us a room so we could kick back and relax for a bit. My feet were starting to hurt.” He chuckled, setting you down on one of the beds. You immediately tried to cling back onto him, whining as he even thought about letting you go. Vash rolled his eyes playfully and picked you back up.

“I hear ya, I hear ya.” He soothed, carefully setting down the bags next to the beds. He then sat on one of the two bed with you content in his lap. He felt your head nuzzle into his neck, your body relaxing finally.

“Hm.. Seems like someone is ready for a nice, looong nap, huh?” Vash teased, leaning back to lay against the old headboard. His robotic hand came up and moved a few stray hairs out of your face. Your sleepy expression practically melted him.

“Get some sleep, bud. You deserve it.” Vash said softly. He gently pulled one of the thin blankets over your body, making sure it wasnt too much for you as you got yourself comfortable.

Before you knew it, you had fallen asleep. It was surprising how fast it happened. One moment you were trying to open your eyes, and the next you were cuddled into Vashs arms. All he could do was just smile at you as you looked so at peace