#bathroom thoughts

[meowimator]

To those who like to look at their creation after using the bathroom:

Yall ever get that disappointment when the public toilet auto flushes as soon as you lift your ass off the seat? Like, I worked for a good half hour on that poo. At least let me see it... 😔

Anyway, back to work :)

[neuroticagreeablemyu]

Western toilets are discriminatory against the constipated.

My booty hurts

Why my ass gotta be so tight owieeeeee

We should normalize squatting like a dog

[hungryy-heart]

Hot people have stomach problems frequently.

[hardrein]

Gender neutral bathrooms should bring back the little crescent moon symbol old-timey outhouses had in lieu of the stick man/woman.

[3316struther]

Thinking about how omegaverse with male Omegas having a pussy and female Alphas having a cock.

If they were born with those then it is easy to tell their designation even before presenting, no? And then when they growing up the male and female biology will slowly set in to make them have more distinct body curves, breast, bones. Then the male/female will then become a secondary gender atp because ppl will know if they are omega/alpha since birth?

Betas will just grow up without presenting as normal i think,

Beta females and Omegas will have vaginas

Beta males and Alphas will have cocks

Or

Male/female will be primary gender decide on reproductive organs and when the biology set in:

Female alphas will change their legal sex to female

Omega males will change their legal sex to male

Betas will just keep their legal sex

What do yall think about this? This idea been bugging me non stop these days

[sparklingcatalystcolossus]

so apparently some people have a David Attenborough esque voice in their heads and like

thats amazing for them

but no lie, I do not think an old British guy would very much enjoy judging my life choices

y'know?

[artemisardw]

You know how sometimes when you were a kid and you were supposed to be asleep and your parents caught you?

I'm just wondering how many times your parents tried to catch but you were actually asleep.

Like hah I got you!!!

*snores*

[d1procrasinator]

I think more public toilets should have music in them so people can shit without fear.