#batkind

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Hi hope you're doing well and having a nice day

Could you alchemize some weapons for my Sylph of Heart?

She uses batkind (like baseball bat) specibus and is an animal lover with lots of plushies and posters, also has different gourds growing around, sugar skulls, and embroidery stuff.

I'm doing fine, thanks! Hope you have a good day too!

Batkind || Plushie: Great-Grandma's Old Friend

A beautiful wooden or alluminum figurine in the shape of an animal - except it's actually a weirdly shaped baseball bat

... && Gourd: Cala-BASH

Careful now - as sturdy as it might be, this lumpy bat is not very durable. It does makes for a delightful soup once broken though!

... && Sugar Skull: Buenos Dìas, Fuckboy

An ornately decorated bat, sickeningly sweet to the taste and with a skeletal grimace impressed on it. Between swings and cavities, no mouth will remain toothed for long! Runs the risk of melting and becoming sticky in high enough temperatures.

... || Embroidery Machine: Smack-a-Stitch

A bit of an unorthodox machine - to operate it you must slam it against the interested surface, stamping an embroidered patch upon it in the process. While not suited for healing, a Sylph of Heart might manage to use it metaphorically, to patch up 'holes' in one's soul!

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Hey, it's me again ^^

I have a Rogue of Void who uses a baseball bat as his weapon. He has anger issues and gets in fights a lot, he also likes to dance and skateboard, and maybe attempt to play the guitar, but he sucks at it. He also loves graffiti.

Thanks dude :D

Welcome back! :D

Batkind || Guitar: A Positive Outlet

Are you sick of being terrible at guitar (which is actuall a bat)? Redirect that anger directly into the skull of your enemies like a real rockstar!

... || Spray Can: Macchiaiolo

 A violent form of art: smack your spray can around to make bursts of color explode and cloud your opponent’s vision. Useful for grand entrances and disappearing incospicuosly in a puff of smoke.

... && Skateboard: So No Head?

Recreate the iconic vine, or, if you’re up for a challenge, try riding it!

So No Head? && any kind of blade: [French Voice] So No Head

Congratulations! With a good ollie, you should be able to decapitate somebody! Watch out for your feet, though - I wouldn’t trust this thing with them.

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heya would you be down to make a few weapons for a page of hope who uses batkind (+ fistkind but i dunno if youll be able to make anything for that cause,,,,, fist,,,,,). interests are music, visual art, gaming, character design, analog horror, anime (if you want an example, stuff like perfect blue and evangelion) and philosophy?

REALLY sorry theres so many things and like, of course you can just choose whichever ones you want nd such

thanks :)

Sure thing! I apologize fo only managing so few of them, unfortunately I'm not too knowledgeable of analog horror...

Batkind && Eva figurine: Cruel Angel's Homerunner

A bat resembling a colorful giant robot, with a sharp horn and a moving mouth. There seems to be a very small pilot inside.

... && "Either/Or" by Søren Kierkegaard: Third Strike Aut-Aut

What is better, an aesthetic life chasing pleasure, or an ethic one devoted to religion? And most importantly, which one will make a bigger dent in your enemy's head once you swing at it?

Studded fingerless glove && Screwdriver: Fist of the Screw Star

Recreate the gruesome elevator scene from "Perfect Blue" with a punch to the eye and without leaving the murder weapon behind! Not recommended for any actual DIY projects due to lack of practicality.

Glove && Mp3 player*: Face The Music (2000s Style*)

Protective handwear that plays your favorite tunes as you land punches. Be sure to load it with a kickass playlist.

*The style will depend on the music-playing item alchemized (i.e. gramophones, boomboxes, etc)

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Out of the weapons you've done for me Buenos Días Fuckboi is my absolute fav, it was super fun to design

Oh my goodness these look wonderful!!! Thank you for showing them to me!!

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oh! my apologies for not clarifying, I think I needed to work on the specifics more. I decided to go with batkind, specifically a barbed wire bat though >:3

the player likes spies, philosophy, music, shipping, psychoanalysis, psychology in general, as well as art and writing! they have a lot of electronics in their house as well

thank you tons!! :3

Batkind && Drawing Tablet Pen: Drawing Rage

Ever get frustrated by a certain drawing that just can't get right? Release that anger into the skulls of your enemies without irreparably damaging your precious drawing pen!

... && Keyboard: Spacebar Run or DoReMiFa-Striker

Depending on whether you choose a musical keyboard or a computer keyboard, the barbs will either click or play a note with every hit. Charge it up to add a shock factor into every swing!

... || Any philosopy book: Percutio Ergo Sum

Cartesium decides words aren't enough and violence is fine actually!

... || Any psychology book: Brain Breaker

Didn't get the chance to book your appointment with doctor Jung? Do not fear! He is coming directly into your brain.

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Hi there!!! What specibus do you think would go with a Maid of Space who ghosts their classpect, trying to act like a Time player instead of a Space player. They put on an act of delinquency, trying to act cold and aloof towards others, but the facade crumbles quickly after a little scrutinization. They're into punk rock, playing the guitar, horror films, sketching, and general acts of rebellion.

oh i love this, the punk-rock aspect reminds me of the like. baseball bats with nails and barbed wire in em maybe? that could be really cool! if they're into graffiti too maybe weaponized spray paint could also be a possibility