Sep 25, 2025
NO FREAKIN WAY OG JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SONG
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NO FREAKIN WAY OG JINGLE BELLS BATMAN SONG
It wouldn’t be Christmas without the annual DC holiday special, and this year they lean heavily into a cult classic Christmas carol for the title: DC’s Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg. The anthology will include six stories by Marv Wolfman, Alexis Quasarano, Drew Maxey, James Reid, Calvin Kasulke, Rick Sanchez, Dorado Quick, Zipporah Smith, Paul Pelletier, Andrew Drilon and more. The cover is by Riley Rossmo.
Read more about DC's December 2024 line-up
Elf on the shelf meets Batman
Batman says “go ahead, make my day!”
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At least we got to see Dick knock Bruce on his ass in that same universe.
Small bunus. Too little too late. Fans would say Batso let him punch to calm him down.
I need everyone to know that my neighbors have three small fluffy dogs and every day round noon, I hear them because they're all WEARING SLEIGH BELLS and it sounds like Santa's reindeer are jingling down the street but its just three kind of rude shih tzus.
Happy holidays, Batsy!
Christmas
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yes i know's may. sue me.
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“Merry Christmas Everyone!” Dick cheered during breakfast. It was Christmas morning in the manor, and everyone had come to celebrate.
Everyone was smiling and sitting in the living room with a care in the world, when Jason and Marinette suddenly straightened and smiled.
“Jingle Bells.” They started. Everyone smiled a bit more, thinking they were about to sing the cute little christmas jingle.
“Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away. Hey!” Marinette and Jason finished together, smiles on everyone’s faces, expect Batman and Robin, who looked like they were ready to murder the pair.
Later that night during patrol, Red Hood and Mockingjay had stopped some people on the road. And sang the tone again.
No one messed Robin on the rooftops with his katana, or Batmobile following Red hood and Mockingjay’s motorbikes across the city.