Mar 1, 2023
Bruce: No.
Damian: Father-
Bruce: NO.
Damian: His name is Steven.
Bruce: Absolutely not!
Damian: We weaponize fear, father. Steven will strike fear into the hearts of Gotham's criminals.
Bruce: You cannot ride a moose into battle!
Damian, astride Steven the Moose: He only lets me ride him. We will not need to worry about Steven turning traitor.
Bruce: Moose are not domesticated animals, Damian, you can't keep it.
Damian: Todd isn't domesticated either and you kept him.
Jason: Damn straight I’m not.
Bruce, sighing: Jason, you’re not helping.
Jason: And you expected otherwise?
Tim, walking in: Is that a moose?
Bruce: *sighs*
Tim: Huh. What’s its name?
Damian: Steven.
Tim: Cool.
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