Jul 3, 2025
Tiny Alfred is very proud of you for making your bed. He would help, but he has no hands.
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Tiny Alfred is very proud of you for making your bed. He would help, but he has no hands.
Tiny Alfred reminds you to drink your tea or other soothing hot beverage before it gets cold, dear.
oh no Timothy
oh no your spleen
Tiny Alfred understands the unbearable weight of eternal dishes, but he's very proud of you for trying your best.
This is your Tumblr-specific heads up
that I'm running a sale where I'm discounting all of my craft stuff if you get three or more things—any combination of things. That includes the Batroyshkas, the Batblobs (single and Dad editions), the Tiny Alfreds, and the ghosts.
The sale is through November 22nd through my Etsy shop, though of course you're still welcome to DM me here for direct-through-Venmo rates instead (because wow Etsy is rapacious with that cut.)
Bitty Damian is having the Best Day
Tiny Alfred reminds you that he is proud of you
Been singing “We Are Family” to myself all morning