#bats fic

[philologicalbat]

"part time pussy hustle"

Pairing: Di Feisheng/Li Xiangyi Rated Explicit Word Count: 9k Tags: Li Xiangyi Has A Vagina, (Temporarily), Cunnilingus, Vaginal Sex, Fisting, Temporary Changes to Gender or Sex

Summary: Li Xiangyi forces Liangyi Xianzi to teach him the Dragon Phoenix Shift for the obvious reason.

Read it on AO3.

[philologicalbat]

"how good is that pussy, babygirl?" by A Philological Batman

Pairing: Zongzheng Huai'en/Jin Xiaobao Rated Explicit Words: 4.5k Summary: Xiaobao picks up a girl in a club, except she isn’t a girl and he has no idea it’s a queer club.

Read it on AO3 here.

Excerpt:

Flagging down the bartender, Xiaobao orders his drink and hers. He fidgets as he waits. “I’m here with a couple friends.” Then, just so she doesn’t get the wrong idea, he adds, “You know! The boys. Do you come here often?”

She hums noncommittally, tapping her acrylic nails. They click click click against the smooth lacquered top of the bar. They’re a dark red ombré, fading to near black at the ends—or three of them are, anyway. Two are filed down close to her fingertips, too short to darken past red.

“Did you break your nails?” he asks curiously. 

She snorts. “No.”

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It’s still Wednesday here!!! Here’s a lil chunk of the third chapter of Cannot Say, which I’ve been editing for too long and not making enough progress on.

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The moment he turns the corner, he spots them, a compass needle drawn to magnetic north. He almost jogs down the block, preparing his apologies. Slams the button for the crosswalk—like it makes any difference. From across the street, he can see Di Feisheng talking on his phone, his entire body visibly tense with irritation, while Li Lianhua stands next to him, sipping at an enormous luridly green fruit tea with a primordial sludge of pearls and pudding at the bottom. His lips are pursed around the straw, and he keeps looking at Di Feisheng and making stupid faces, trying to get him to laugh on the call. Fang Duobing is struck in that moment by how their life together has simply—gone on without him. They remain somehow, seemingly impossibly, happy together.

When Li Lianhua spots him across the intersection, he smiles at Fang Duobing. Waves, a little wiggle of his fingers. He watches Fang Duobing the entire time, tracking him carefully, as if he might disappear if Li Lianhua looked away.

When he gets close enough that Di Feisheng notices him, Fang Duobing sees the spark of recognition, the twitch of a smile. Di Feisheng says into the phone, switching into English, “Sorry, I have to go. The kid’s here and he’s going to tell us about his day at school, and frankly, I’d rather hear about that. Bye, baobei.” He stabs the button to hang up viciously.

The moment Fang Duobing walks up, Li Lianhua hugs him, his chin settling against Fang Duobing’s shoulder. Li Lianhua lingers a fraction of a second too long like it’s been more than a scant week since he saw Fang Duobing.

As he pulls away, Fang Duobing rubs Li Lianhua’s arm, fond. He wants to hug Di Feisheng, but Di Feisheng wouldn’t like that, so instead he says, “It’s Sunday. Why is Jiao Liqiao calling you?”

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"The Things We Can and Cannot Say" (4/30?)

Chapter Title: "Egg Tyrant" Pairing: Di Feisheng/Fang Duobing/Li Lianhua (endgame); incidental Fang Duobing/Zhaoling Rated E Word Count: 5.5k (of 21k) Summary: When Fang Duobing is 23, he breaks up with Li Lianhua and Di Feisheng. They stay friends. And that’s good enough, isn’t it?

Read Chapter 4 on AO3.

Featuring:

Li Lianhua's cooking, regrettably

coffee brewing as act of war in the Li-Lianhua-fucking arms race

really a lot of eggs

pointed acts of eroticism in Fang Duobing's own home*

more brunch!

*actually Li Lianhua's home, thank you very much

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@witchmachine replied to your post "WIP TAG GAME!"

sorry, but I have to know what "NO!!!" is...

plz imagine me wearing a little waiter outfit as I say, "oh, very good choice!" that is the role reversal au that @lesamys yes-anded me into where dfs has wandered the jianghu, mostly depowered, for 10 years after donghai and fdb is his hanger-on/little guy who lives in his house (dubcon). (llh is busy doing [redacted].)

He wasn’t hiding from her. It was a—strategic retreat. He had strategically retreated to the upstairs hallway of the inn after Jiao Liqiao came into the dining room because he was in no mood to fight her off. He could hear her overturning half the tables, shouting at the waiters. Sooner rather than later, they’d be convinced by her mounting property damage to rat him out. Yes, they’d seen a tall man with once-fine clothes and a three days’ beard—if only Miss Jiao would please stop breaking the nice tableware.  He eyed the series of identical doors to guest rooms. It being early evening, the dinner hour, they were probably not occupied. He could go into one and clamber through a window and make the best of the drop from the second story. Could spend a little neili on the jump, even, if he had to. He had just chosen the third door—was about to shove it open—when it whisked open under his hands.  “Lao Di!” cried an all too familiar voice.  Di Feisheng groaned. He was beset on all sides. “Hello, Fang Duobing.” A familiar flutter of blue silk engulfed him. He stood still, arms at his sides, and did not hug Fang Duobing back. Once he had finished clinging—although he did not actually let go of Di Feisheng’s arms—Fang Duobing said sulkily, “You told Xiaoyi where I was, didn’t you?” “Yes,” Di Feisheng said. He hustled Fang Duobing into the bedroom, shutting the door behind him. “I was trying to get rid of you.” “Lao Di!” Fang Duobing shouted. “How could you?” The boy was pouting at him, gesticulating wildly and expounding on the cruelty and suffering and many fantastic meals he had experienced while trapped at Tianji Manor.

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"The Things We Can and Cannot Say" (3/27)

Pairing: Di Feisheng/Fang Duobing/Li Lianhua (endgame); incidental Fang Duobing/Zhaoling Rated E Word Count: 4.5k (of 15k) Summary: When Fang Duobing is 23, he breaks up with Li Lianhua and Di Feisheng. They stay friends. And that’s good enough, isn’t it?

Read Chapter 3 on AO3.

Featuring:

Fang Duobing's weird friends (derogatory)

brunch!

Li Lianhua's abominable bubble tea order

Di Feisheng trying to barter Fang Duobing for a side of fruit

and probably more thigh touching than any one Li Lianhua is strictly entitled to

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"What You Call Love" by A Philological Batman

Cover by @/notunwise Pairing: Zongzheng Huai'en/Jin Xiaobao Rated Explicit Words: 5.5k Summary: Huaien jealously dubcons a drunk Xiaobao at the brothel, and it turns out Xiaobao is really into that, actually.

Read it on AO3.

Excerpt:

Xiaobao gets on his knees and crawls to Huai'en and begs, his hands twisting into Huai'en’s skirts. “Huai'en, let me explain.” He didn’t come here to flirt and whore, he didn’t, he didn’t. He can’t make Huai'en believe him, though. 

Huai'en drags him to his feet and he’s shouting and Xiaobao has to be grateful that Huai'en is holding him up because he feels like he’s going to fall over, like he’s going to be sick. He didn’t forget his promise. He didn’t. He loves Huai'en so much.

“Is this what you call love?” Huai'en hisses at him and it’s those words that ring in Xiaobao’s ears as he is shoved down onto the bed.