#batstroke

[wiverly]

Beware the Batmeme

P.S. I found the drawing belonging to the "dynamic ships" on Pinterest but I couldn't find the author, so if anyone recognizes them please let me know so I can put the credits.

[kookookachu]

goodnight to all the people who fw this, i hope you have other interests.

[peab0i]

bruce/slade scenario where during a justice league meeting one of the team members (probably green arrow) talks about encountering deathstroke recently. and bruce has to sit there and figure out if he should interrogate them with the idea that this is his deathstroke or a copycat. or maybe he tries to discreetly message him right then. bonus points if theyre married and slade is retired so bruce knows its not him, or atleast it better not be.

[zeroducks-2]

bold of you all to assume Slade hasn't dipped his biscuit in that batussy cream already and isn't having revenge sex bc he can't dip it anymore

I SAW YOUR TAGS JUST NOW LMAO

definitely Slade is sleeping with Bruce's exes as revenge, how could I not think about it. Also Bruce and Talia should have a conversation about who's better in bed between him and Slade because since they are adamant on not writing anything interesting at least they could go for funny nonsense stuff.

[benbamboozled]

Batstroke sounds so funny 😭

LOOK.

When a guy has the name “Deathstroke the Terminator” you can’t NOT use it for hilarious shipname purposes.

Now let me smoooothly segue into my 3.5 paragraph persuasive essay on why ‘Dickstroke’ is the only acceptable name for Dick/Slade…

[mattzerella-sticks]

Headcanon: Deathstroke wants revenge on Batman for breaking his heart.

[wiverly]

Slade: Hi, are you a pastry chef?

Dick: No, why?

Slade: Because your dad is a real pastry.

Dick: What?

Slade: Oh shit, sorry! You are the pastry, not your father, he is the pastry chef. Never mind, bye.

[wiverly]

It all fell down