#batthumb

[maswartz]

My sister and I re-watched the Thumb movies earlier after at least a decade and it’s amazing how much of it I have memorized.

And it all aged pretty well other than one or two bits.

[soawkward-blog]

[isilienelenihin]

I love watching the Thumb movies with my husband. They are deeply weird and he Does Not understand them.

[tawdymire]

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See, this is what my brain tells me will happen when I try to flirt with a woman 😛😛😛 #BatThumb

[spead-blog1]

“Gaaaaathumb city. Not Gotham, G-a-a-a-THUMB!”

[cliffordhoranz]

I love this clip so much, must watch!

[lightrises]

The sad thing about Batthumb is that sometimes he gets so distraught he forgets what exactly an existential crisis is. To the degree that his narrator is affected by his forgetfulness as well. >;-[

[lightrises]

i know finding love can be kind of convexing but you can't concave in to pressure, just keep scalene that mountain of love and you'll reach its vertex. just gotta find the right angle.

Oh dear! It appears that Batthumb has succumbed to an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. Which is... par for the course here actually.

See, it's not so much that Batthumb has always been terrible at geometry, nor that his love life has been going nowhere fast for AHEMUMBLEWUMBLEWIMBLE, nor even that incessant punnage has a tendency to strike at his weakest points when he least expec - wait. Strike that. The third thing is entirely accurate. After all, no self-respecting meaty appendage of justice likes to be reminded, however indirectly, that his nom de plume is but one letter away from BuOH GOD DAMMIT HE'S NOT STARTING THIS AGAIN.

He huddles into himself on the "x" Robdex found the other week in a manner most vexatious to the rest of his hand and doesn't even care.