#thumb wars

[395nm]

gender is like if everyone keep asking you, “are you a pinky finger? or a thumb?” and they get mad at you when you’re just a normal finger. You want to wear a ring? Well there are only pinky rings and thumb rings. Which one do you want? Every channel on tv is either thumb wrestling or pinky dancing. You’re a pointer finger? is that like a big thick pinky finger or like an extra-long thumb? That’s fine for you to play online, but please be professional at work.

[clone-trooper-cheese]

Omg you should go thrifting at Savers! They have the heat 🔥

The heat:

[bizarrobrain]

Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle (1999) - Directed by Steve Oedekerk

[inthefallofasparrow]

[super-hero-confessions]

[seeksstaronmewni]

The most popular of spoilers in all history!

Relative tweet here.

[karihighman]

Missing behind the scenes content of this duo (& trio!) a lot rn 🥺✨

[maswartz]

My sister and I re-watched the Thumb movies earlier after at least a decade and it’s amazing how much of it I have memorized.

And it all aged pretty well other than one or two bits.