#baubletale

[ratsoh-is-in-the-sewers]

for any sexy skeletons you feel like~

when did they lose their v-card, and with whom/how?

-katana

Eheheheh

Wine: his first time was also with his first “SO”, a rather wealthy goat monster about a century older than him. (And not related to empress or ivory in any way). He had been courting wine for a while when wines father was still around. After gasters death, to keep suspicion off of him, he accepted under the guise of this monster having helped wine though his “grief”. The relationship was as contractual and cold as any upper crust gold monster relationship goes, but the sex was pretty good. Wines “lover” got assassinated by someone else so he didn’t get to have him long enough for wine to start deciding if it was worth settling with the goat monster.

Stitches: his first time wasn’t until about two years after the crash, so well into stitches young adult years already! Sure he wanted to loose his V card, but he didn’t want it to go to some stranger. He lost his virginity to a friend during his brief two semesters of college before he got into voice acting. They were both virgins and had a really cute and fun experience. They were only ever friends.

Edge: his first time was with his best friend storm when they were still just simple soldiers in the royal guard back in underfell. Both had been getting some heat for being the newest recruits and didn’t want their inexperience in bed to be another point their troop members could bully them about. Edge and storm both regret giving their virginity up for such a silly reason looking back, but they don’t regret the person they did it with.

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Here’s some doodles to say sorry for disappearing lol. It’s some more of my possible new faces notes. I’m still playing with lens and how exaggerated I can make those glasses before it becomes too absurd lol. Boss also keeps getting pointier. And im testing some new mouth shapes on rhythm and Artemis but I’m unsure about them still

That’s zens official new face. The always closed/barely open eyes paired with thicker brows and the very very heart shaped just go so well together. It gives him a kinda baby Fox look I think

[baubletale]

Crystal Gaster. Such a shiny boy.

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What's the longest they've gone without sleep and what's the story behind it?

Stitches: he once went two days straight without sleep because he decided he was gonna binge watch one piece. He didn’t finish lmao. But what a glorious two days that was.

Cash: his insomnia has kept him up for crazy amounts of time before. Like three-four day stints of no sleep have happened. It sucks, life sucks, trying to sleep sucks.

Copper: during some of the more dangerous areas of forest the nomad monsters used to wander through, copper would play watchman while the others slept. And there’s been plenty of time where they were short of usable people so copper did double shifts. He’s gone through three days of no sleep once.

Mutt: he once stayed up two days on a creative writing binge. He finished nearly two thirds of his book in one night. It was insane. Lord genuinely thought mutt had taken drugs or something.

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SO and skelly’s child runs up to them and claims they want another sibling, skelly’s reaction?

Birdtale, Farmswapfell, Grimmtale, Pepper, Cider, Silex, Stitches

Quill: he chokes on thin air and starts coughing lol. It’s only by the very tips of his feathers that his wings didn’t produce that chalk cloud they do when he’s startled lol. When he gathers himself, quill will weakly respond he’ll have to ask his SO about it first.

Crow: his reaction to that question is to beam, pat his kid on the head, then turn to his SO and proclaim that that’s a wonderful idea! “SPRING IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER DEAR! SHOULD WE GET STARTED THIS SEASON?~”

Swine: he laughs loudly at that, and tell his kid “tough sh*t, no siblins till y’ in school”. … swine doesn’t even think he can handle having another kid so soon. Babies are a lot of work and energy.

Possum: oh that’s sweet. He gives his kid a gentle smile pretending to think the question over. He promises he’ll ask his SO if they like the idea, but he can’t guarentee one so soon.

Thistle: oh my stars- thistle wasn’t ready. He’s a bit flustered as he stutters out to his kid a soft “maybe”. He honestly never considered having any more than one, but now they’ve put the thought in his head. He needs to talk to SO about this first

Yarrow: “HAH, YOU JUST WANT A MINION TO GANG UP ON ME WITH!” He’s right of course. His kid lets out an evil little cackle and skuttles away. They can ask all they want, but one little demon is more than enough for yarrow. He doesn’t want any more lol

Pepper: at his child’s question, he immediately turns to his SO and gives them his best seductive smirk. “ONLY IF YOUR MOTHER/FATHER AGREES~”. Now his kid is begging SO to say yes while pepper keeps saying innuendos that thankfully go over kids head.

Cider: he lets out an amused chuckle and simply gives his kid a placating “MAYBE”. He can’t wait to tell his SO what they said later. Ciders sure his SO will be just as amused as he is

Silex: “YOU WONT HAVE TO WAIT FOR LONG (kid)!” If anyone ends up marrying silex, it’s with the knowlege that he’s gonna want like at least 4 kids back to back with them. So as soon as he and SO are able, that sibling will be happening~

Stitches: he reflexively scrunches his nose ridge a little in distaste. He loves his kid, he adores them, they’re the light of his life- but man did he hate that baby stage. Being a parent is so much more fun now that his child is able to speak full sentences lol. He distracts his kid with something else and hopes their request is forgotten

[ratsoh-is-in-the-sewers]

this is gonna be fun~

Are you more dominant, submissive, like to switch it up?

switch it up on me, babe. I can be both the beast and the kitten, depending on the mood~

Do you prefer it rough or gentle?

rough when it's a quickie or with a stanger from the club, slow and gentle when with a lover~

Any major kinks?

ooo, ropes and being tied up/tying them up. oral anything, 'nuff said. a little pain is always appreciated~ I like to make my partners feel loved so body worship is a big one. everything under the BDSM umbrella is a yes so there we go~ biting and nibbling is hot. toys are fun.

Any major turn offs?

I don't hate fuck. we can work of steam in other ways if we're enemies. I prefer not to use cruel language, even in role-play, though I don't mind if it's directed at me from a partner. if we're being rough, marks and bites and bruises I don't mind, but I don't do blood/knife-play or any kind of choking- that's a hard no. that stuff's for the battlefield not the bedroom~

Traits (physical or personality) that you find the most attractive in a partner

it's not the size but how you use it, so physically, anything goes. any gender any identity any body type so long as you think I'm hot I think you're hot too~. in terms of personality I like an energetic person- while I don't mind taking the time to get a shy person out of their shell, it's more fun when everyone is enthusiastic from the get go

What level of commitment do you need from a sexual partner?

I'm open to anything and everything, including open relationships/casual hookups, but if my partner needed me to, I would happily let them be my one and only/be only theirs. so not much is needed for me. the only thing I ask is that we talk to each-other about it so it doesn't veer into cheating territory; if you feel the need to hide it from me, or expect an unequal level of commitment (I'll match where your at) then things will not work

Monogamous or polyamorous?

anything goes~

have fun rats~

-katana

Ehehehehe loved this matchup~

You are matched with….

Stitches!! (Baubletale sans!)

Oh stitches is a fun one, he’s basically a theatre nerd with a cracked up libido who sees the bedroom as his stage! He is a very enthusiastic lover and enjoys a slew of kinks, all in good fun of course!

He’s a switch but only has experience being the dominant partner due to the past people he’s dated. He’ll be shy about taking it for exactly one time, then it’s hats off and he’s down for any role with his SO~ he can be rough or gentle but is always easygoing. He’s not a degradation guy.

Fun facts

ROLEPLAY- ahem yes, stitches loves roleplaying in the bedroom. Specifically acting out scenes from his favorite movies or cartoons with his SO, with a sexy element added of course lmao. Nerdy themed lingerie is a must

Stitches doesn’t have the stamina for back to back rounds if he’s topping, but he has the grit to handle the overstimulation when he’s subbing. He’s very vocal when he’s on the bottom and makes the cutest whines

He doesn’t know this yet, but he’s very turned on by his SO slinging him over their shoulder to carry him away. The first time it happens will be a lightbulb moment for the guy.

He’s never tried bdsm before but will quickly find he enjoys it if a SO introduces him. He prefers softer stuff to tie up his SO or be tied up with. A scarf or silk rope is good!

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Skelly is at grocery store getting groceries (what else??). As they have one hand up looking at the selection, they suddenly feel a small hand grab the finger around their other hand.

Looking down, they see a little human kid they are not familiar with, holding their finger and staring at them with amazement. They hear a parent quickly walking up, apologizing. "Sorry, sorry! They just love skeletons" and then helps peel the kid off (kid is not fighting but is definitely not helping, lol)

Willow, Snipe, Mango, Red, Cash, Pop, Noir, Compass, Wine, Stitches.

Willow: he's melting. Willow has to briefly turn away as he feels tears start to form in his eye sockets cause gosh damn that was adorable. Plus something about this is just so precious to willow. He's always worried being an unnaturally large skeleton due to the famine, that he's creepy looking. This kid though proves that wrong. He'll give the mother a rather emotional reassurance that he didn't mind.

Snipe: Snipe is always alert when out in public. ALWAYS. So when this little kid approaches him, he is very much aware the whole time. He doesn't push the baby away when they grab his hand, hes a monster but he's not a monster you know! But he does stiffen up considerably. He'll roughly tell the mum/dad to watch her child better though when they collect the sweetie. And he takes the long alternate route home cause he's paranoid it was a set up somehow lol.

Mango: oh mango likes kids! Adult monsters she doesn't know will get the stink eye, but little kids are always nice to be around. So when the little toddler grabs her finger, she briefly startles before cooing at it asking where its parent is. Its a flattered mango who happily hands the kiddo back when the parent appears.

Red: this is a little-known fact, but reds special ability is being a child magnet. Babies and toddlers are just naturally interested in him. Red could be angrily cussing someone out and if a baby is near him, they'll just smile and coo most likely. So this is far from the first time a random toddler has grabbed his hand. Red literally just grumbles in annoyance and continues shopping with his one freehand. A parent always shows up soon enough.

Cash: He jumps a bit when the kid grabs his hand. Cash is immediately nervous. You see, cash has a face that just screams trouble. When people look at him, they assume he's up to no good, which to be fair is true like 75% of the time lol. So, if some worried parents saw him with their kid, he's scared hell be branded a kidnapper. So, to cover his *ss, cash picks the toddler up and starts asking every single person in the store if they lost a kid. Every. Single. One. The poor parent will be quite embarrassed when they catch up to cash as there's now a whole team of monsters looking for them.

Pop: When the kid holds his hand, he looks into their eyes. They stare back. Pop comes to a quick understanding. This child is also a true fan of the fruit by the foot, and they need his help in acquiring the delicious red fruit snack of the gods. Pop now has four boxes of the treat in his cart, and when the parent gets their kid back, they'll find later that four fruit by the foots are in the kid's pockets. a successful heist.

Noir: ok he's tall, and he doesn't really lean down for things if he can help it due to his hip, which means its quite impressive the child managed to grab his hand. They had to either jump for it or climb a box or something. Noir is so startled he doesn't even sass the parent when they rescue him from the athletic toddler lol. He goes home feeling rather off kilter. His scary fell image for the day has been shattered after all lol

Compass: He saw the kid coming but is still a little surprised when they grab his hand. Looking around compass leans down so he can softly ask the toddler if they need help. He's so relieved when the parent appears. Compass likes kids but doesn't have any experience with them so he was stressing.

Wine: wine also saw the child coming and actually chuckles when they grab his hand. Like a real chuckle. That was adorable and this child just made his day. Wine will pick the kid up and start walking around the store looking for the parent. And the whole time he searches, he's bantering with the toddler. It's quite funny cause wine never baby talks. He treats everything the kid says as if it's another adult talking to him. The kid will be all "my mommy likes cheese" and wine will reply in his completely normal deep voice "WELL CLEARLY YOUR MOTHER IS A MONSTER/HUMAN OF CLASS MY DEAR." He's secretly a little disappointed when he finds the parent, he was enjoying some finally decent intelligent conversation lol

Stitches: He's pretty cute and cuddly looking, so kids often like him, bit it's still strange to have a strange toddler grab his hand out of nowhere. If you didn't know, Stitches is the voice actor for the main character of a popular cartoon in ebott right now, so when he speaks, the baby's eyes grow wide, and they start repeating the characters name excitedly. The parent winds up leaving with their kid, a selfie of stiches holding the kid and an autograph. They can't wait to tell the story to all of their other parent friends about how their kid accidentally found (character name) at a mellowmart lol

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If a kink scene goes wrong, how do they handle it?

Lmaooo this is a question for the role players

Stitches: at a messed up scene, stitches will freeze, then depending on what character he and his SO are roleplaying he might quickly break away so he can look up how that character is supposed to act lmao. Stitches takes his bedroom roleplays VERY seriously. There’s a script for a reason!

Gold: if it’s a client, he rolls with it and will change vibes to whatever they pulled of course. If this is gold having fun with a friend, he’ll probably laugh it off then joke with them about it. As he keeps going of course~

Mutt: he doesn’t even blink an eye and keeps going like his SO didn’t accidentally mess up the script lol. Unless it was the safe word, mutt is going to finish the job~