#baylisascaris

[great-and-small]

I want a satire website like clickhole but where the sole purpose is to mock all the terrible pet/wildlife garbage that goes viral online

[mellowcream-pumpkin]

All this Densi raccoon stuff, and I just get back from a meeting that talked about the deadly raccoon roundworm that can cause eye and brain damage.  Now I see a raccoon and think Densi!  No.... blindness!  No... wait.... death!! I don't like thinking about Densi and death.  It doesn't do a shippy heart any good (unless it is them faking their own deaths so they can run away together, get married, and make some little mutant assassins).