Imagine if the ghosts can talk their alive selves as they some how traveled back in time. What would the ghosts say to their alive selves?
Okay since I have watched enough doctor who to know that's not a good idea (also Hermione warned us), here have some silly answers instead of heartfelt advise or anything serious:
Robin: River water, puddle water yes and berries, mix: cocktail :D now little guy, prawn go dookah dookah
Kitty: and that's apparently a lot of fun but he said you won't make many babies that way
[I found the idea of Kitty memorising Julian's explanation somehow funny]
Humphrey: you're through to the afterlife!
Alternatively: and then you say to Sophie "voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir"
[and then Sophie would bitchslap alive Humphrey :) ]
Pat: Just go and eat some pasta! But ask them to put an egg on it. Oh you're eating that cookie? Dip it again...😏
Thomas: but dreaming is all I do, If only they'd come true, I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky! Are you writing this down?
Julian: yes a statement in every newspaper "Vicky Pedia and the people from goggle-Scam!"
Fanny: and that's how Mrs Fletcher found the real murderer this time
The Captain: 2.29! Cold air you see. Tell pillow I said hello
Alternatively: *clears throat* Pep Pep pep old boy. As they say: you gotta kiss the girl. By which I mean of course *clears throat* Lieutenant*clears throat even more* Havers
[I mean, we all knew I was gonna go there]
