#bbyvrtx asks

[bbyvrtx]

can you do please more headcannons about dating a very in love vance. he just… shows it in his own way…

thank you!!

Different kinda love

Summary: Vance is madly in love, but shows it differently.

Warnings: THIS IS A HC, Vance Hopper is his own warning.

He will not call you sweet names in public... expect to be called Shit Face, Dickwad, Pussy/cunt.. i mean his cuss vocabulary is WILD.

But in private he MIGHT call you babe.

He's not a mushy gooshy guy so don't expect flowers. He'd put a small hole in one of his old guitar picks and, run a necklace through it and give it to you instead.

He'd 100% keep a hand/arm on you at all times in public.

He'll teach you how to protect yourself if he isn't there

He brings you to watch him play the Pinball as a date

Deep down he knows he loves you, he just has a hard time expressing it. Call it tough love

He would give you gifts, putting a note in your locker saying "Love you, dumb ass"

Having a bad day?? Vance is there to beat anyone up. Need a shoulder to cry on?? He'd be there, just don't fuck up his vest.

If you wanted to learn to play a guitar/drum (I see him knowing how to play either both or at least one of them) He'd 100% show you how.

Expect to have him appear at your front door saying "Cmon, were going to the arcade"

If your shorter than him, he'd call you "Short ass", if your taller he'd call your "Treeman", (He told me himself, I don't make the rules)

He'd 100% dye a piece of his hair the color of your hair, or your favorite color. Why?? Cause he fucking can

Listening to Metallica in his bedroom while cuddling is a 100% thing he'd do. It might turn into a pillow fight though

Ik Type O Negative is about a decade later, but if he survived (HE DID, WE LISTEN AND WE DONT TALK SHIT) He'd deffo listen to it when making out with you when he's of age

SORRY IF THIS ISNT ENOUGH- I hope you like it either way

[bbyvrtx]

“more vance headcannons!” we shout together

More HC of this angry teen

Remember when I said that if he got you a gift it'd be of his guitar pick? He put his initials on it with his knife.

Hugs from behind giving and receiving kudo's if your shorter

THIS MAN ENJOYS KISSES UNDER THE NECK

I know I've said this before, but- wear his jean vest and he'd die. He might even get you one of your own

I feel like he'd enjoy making those lace bracelets

He definitely likes to burn shit

100% HAS ADHD OMFG

If both you and him have any sort of mental disability, he'd help you cope (even though he can't cope himself💔💔)

Make him something, whether it be a pin, bracelet, necklace, or ANYTHING.. he'd never take it off

He definitely has a messy room.. so when you come over don't expect him to clean before you get there

call him an angry Pomeranian, and he'd dust your shit

can and will cuss you out for small shit.

[bbyvrtx]

vance hopper x reader. grumpy x sunshine basically. just kinda in love vance and cheery type reader, please!!

The Grumpy and the Dove

Pairing: Vance Hopper/Reader

Warning: Language, Fluff, Crack.

"Y/n... No." Vance said, groaning as he rolled his eyes. You had begged Vance to go shopping with you, telling him that he needs to extend his wardrobe, saying it was all too bland and the same. "Please??" You begged, jumping up and down in front of him as he sat on his bed, face in his hands. "I don't want- need- I don't need to go to town." Vance stated, looking up at you again. "I don't care if you don't need, to go. I want you to go! I wanna spend time with you Vancey!" You said, as you sat down beside him. "What the fuck is that supposed to mean? We can spend time together here, dipshit!" Vance got up off the bed, walking to his closet. Vance opens his closet, showing you the clothes. "Y'see this? All my clothes are fine, I have simple clothes! That's all I need!" He argues and you just sit on his bed with a blank face. "So, most of your shirts don't have rips and holes in them. got it." You say sarcastically, causing Vance to roll his eyes and close his closet with a slam. "jesus." Vance huffs out, hands on his hips as he shakes his head. "If I go, will you shut the fuck up?" Vance finally says, eyes squeezed closed. "Yes!" You say, jumping up off the bed. Before Vance can say anything else, you our his door, running down the stairs and grabbing your coat and his keys. "Slow down!" Vance groans, meeting you at the front door as he is still trying to get his shoes on. You run to his old truck, unlocking the door and already getting in with a huge smile on your face. "Cmon slow poke! We got a Good Will to catch!" You say as you open your door to shout at him. You make a mental note to tell Vance to get his window roller fixed, since he pulled it out of the door one night as you drove him home from the Sheriff's Department. "Damn." Vance says as he opens the driver door, getting in and taking they keys from you and starting the car. As he drives he looks over at you, seeing how happy you are, just to go shopping with him, just to spend time with him. It makes Vance smile to himself, but he'd never tell you straightforward.