so ur jewish!
incorrect.
many people would like to tell me that because religion is passed through the maternal line, or whatever. and to them i say, no, that's not how religion works. religion is not hereditary. it's something you believe.
it would be disingenuous of me to say i belong to any religion considering the stories of the torah and the bible, while nice and perhaps somewhat interesting, are about as real to me as any one of the YA fantasy novels i read on the regular (to my utter dismay, believe me i wish they were all real).
personally, i believe that god is a woman and the first artist who painted the universe with the tip of her ring finger then called it a day.











