#bdfb

[grubstrate]

Waves hi to you!!!!!!

[humanmaybe]

Men will see a house and fuck it

[No audio, just a horny beetle trying to seduce his house]

He wanna fuck his houuuse he wanna fuck it so baaad… Fib that’s PLASTIC… He’s wiggling his antennae across it to seduce it and everything… Do I need to get him a 3D printed girlfriend since Fable doesn’t like him lmao do I need to get my damn beetle a beetle sex doll… he may be stupid <3

[laneybeetle]

just a lil blueberry out for an evening stroll <3

[organicmatter]

carrot feast

[stank-bugg]

He says hi :3

[bluvioletbird]

So called free thinkers when the heat lamp turns on

[shreksstepfather]

I was asked to share some photos of my beetles, which reminded me that I haven't shown them off yet!

In the summer of 2024, I bought five blue death-feigning beetles that I appropriately named John, George, Paul, Ringo, and (because there were five and not four) Yoko Ono.

Here's how they looked when they first got here. As you can see, they weren't exactly "blue"!

I have a couple videos, but Tumblr only lets you upload one directly :')

Here's them enjoying their new home:

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Here's John carrying a piece of roasted sweet potato away from his bandmates (rude)

Now about a year and a half later, here's what they look like:

From left to right and top to bottom: Ringo, George, Paul, Yoko

John passed away a couple weeks ago, but he had a good life with his fellow Beatles :)

As you can see, they've changed a lot! They're much bigger and have a nice powder-blue coloration more typical of healthy BDFBs.

Thanks for looking at my beetles!

[millipedesonthebrain]

BEEBLE!!!!!!!!!