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Winning elections in the 21st century:

Say whatever shit comes into your head.

Never appear in the least bit intelligent.

Be a total dick.

Win...

#politics #modern politics #be a dick #and win

This is gonna be really long so I doubt anyone will read but I’m using this as a free form of therapy 🤷🏽‍♀️

I think I’m empty. I’m done with putting in effort, I’m done with looking for love, I’m done with trying in general. It’s all shit and not worth it if I’m being honest. Because as soon as you think that after all the bullshit you’ve been through, the universe finally sent you something worth all the pain you’ve felt...HAH! Nope it was just fucking with you.

You really thought that after being a good person, being genuine, being honest and different; the universe would reward you with something good? No no, honey baby sweetie it’ll just spit in your face and laugh at you.

Now I understand why assholes are usually the ones who break hearts, who are usually the ones that have anyone they want, they’re in control because they’re selfish. They’re shit people who treat everyone as if they don’t deserve to be breathing the same air as them. However, they get everything they want with the snap of a finger, a smirk, a hair flip or just a glare.

Having feelings is shit. Being nice is shit. Being a decent human being will never get you anything except being stepped on, taken advantage off and then thrown aside like trash. Be an asshole. Be rude, be mean, be condescending, be arrogant; any trait that you think is borderline sociopathic, channel it and make it you. It’s the only way you can survive in this world.

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// too funny to resist. I assume they ended up in the way of one of his plans

Send 🐈 to pick up my muse by the scruff of their neck like the menace they are!

Q wished Marcus wasn't so tired. This kind of thing always seemed to happen when his host was too deeply asleep to be roused by the mess Q had gotten them into. Of course, Q could also have avoided this issue by waiting for an agent or the police to show up but, no, he wanted the data so had snuck into the warehouse on his own.

"P-please let me go?" He asked, deciding it was worth a shot, from where he was trying to pry the fingers off his neck.

#enignoema #Gotta be Q XD #Marcus would just #be a dick

i cant believe i forgot the most iconic ex-relationship that wasnt really a relationship dave ever had. tyler altham you beautiful bitch im so sorry i left you out. hes literally just daves neighbor whos mom was one of those bitches who believed in playdates and wanted the two of them to hangout and be friends, but neither of them wanted to be friends, so she would take them to chuck-e-cheese either on their birthdays or like once a month its been years since i brought him out of the woodwork (ok now i feel like its actually when they got into a fight bc eventually they didnt hate each other idk anymore), but eventually they were like ms altham we are are way too old for chuck-e-cheese we are seventeen now can we stop. she said no, it was their lil cute friendship thing, but she would just drop them off now instead of stay.

anyways they end up arguing over something stupid in those climbing jungle gym tube things because theyre both still mildly determined that they can fit and then they kiss for the first time and like two weeks later bro walks into daves room without knocking and has to figure out how to tell tylers mother still making them go to chuck-e-cheese might have worked too well.