#be petty

[dropoutcontentfortiredqueers]

From the Smosh funeral roast of Drew Afualo.

[sunshine-snake]

how about instead of covering someone's house in toilet paper, you just steal all of the toilet paper from their house instead.

quicker, easier, and in my opinion, more petty

[vvixes]

Tip for anyone with low blood pressure!!!

Think of the person you hate most and just vent about them in your mind.

I have tried everything today to get my blood pressure up, and this is the only thing that worked. I had to think about my bitch of a sister for like five minutes and now I feel normal again!

[shinekimphd]

My level of petty is after my advisor abused me, I switched dissertation topics to look at power dynamics in PhD advisor-advisee relationships, won multiple dissertation grants, and presented my research at several conferences.

Hell hath no fury like an over-educated woman.

[barbibambino]

This girl that I used to be friends with and stole my friendgroup has like. peekaboo hair dye (look it up im too lazy) and recently i did it to my hair ok

she walked by me today muttering shit about "get an original hairstyle"

...so next time i see my aunt who's a hairdresser im getting the hair she's always wanted; split dye

let's see what the fuck happens then natalie

[halfing-barbarian]

Reminder that you can use your free will to report propaganda as hate speech on social media. Like, no matter what person, or organization, or department, posted it. Like, you can even report an entire account on IG. And then, somewhere, in some code, there will be record that that account was reported for hate speech inciting violence.

[janesurlife]

Soooo you paid to get a tshirt printed with the quote of someone you HATE ok

Can lando sue her though? cause I would love that